I'm probably not as old as you fella's but here's the beauty of being an old guy in an R:
a) You can just ignore the ricer kids. They'll think you aren't even aware of what you're driving... 'cuz you're old.
b) When the mood strikes, you can blow their doors off and have them befuddled as to how and why some old dude just rocketed by in a plain 'ol grocery getter.