The Fed's Thread

[Golf R1]

I think it's about time someone acknowledge our resident security guard. The Fed fires off thread topics more often than my DSG changes gears and while many topics are interesting others seem more fit for the barber shop. I've come to enjoy learning what's on his mind as he peppers us with his every R related thought (well, you know what I mean). In the spirit of lightening things up a bit I thought I'd dedicate a thread to mocking the Fed. So please join in with a Fed thread of your own. I'll lead it off with......

"Anybody else notice how the wheels move when you put the car in gear?"

 

[Beaker1]

Lol. I do enjoy some good spirited fun. I just realized my windows go down when I press the button. I liked it so much I did it twice now. Pure excitement!

 

[APR1]

did you guys know that when you turn the key, the car turns on

 

[Finglonga]

Oh look a squirrel......

 

[Al_in_Philly]

Sh*t! I'm probably next!

 

[Firstboost]

Haha, something tells my that while most would be upset at this sort of thread about them, I feel The Fed will get a kick out of this.

Also, "Get off my lawn!"

 

[cldlhd]

Sh*t! I'm probably next!

Off topic but was wondering where you for that picture of the decadent Nazis.

 

[veedubfreak]

"Anybody else notice how the wheels move when you put the car in gear?"

Nope, when I put my car in gear nothing happens. Stop assuming you know me.

did you guys know that when you turn the key, the car turns on

My car has no where to put the key in. STOP TRYING TO ACT LIKE YOU KNOW ME.

 

[Rcode]

My cats breath smells like cat food.

 

[sabo]

If you "read" my "post" then you would know that when I said "troll", I meant "little hairy man with a club" not some person who sows discord on the Internet by starting arguments or upsetting people, by posting inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community (such as a newsgroup, forum, chat room, or blog) with the deliberate intent of provoking readers into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion, often for their own amusement.

so it was really a compliment of your stature and low center of gravity, you troll

 

[OceanLad]

My dog doesn't like riding in my R. But he also doesn't like riding in my wife's Forester. We had a rental minivan. He did not like riding in that.

Is there a mod that will make my dog like my R? Will it affect the warranty? Or do I just need to upgrade my dog?

Also, I don't have a dog. Or do I?

 

[Al_in_Philly]

Off topic but was wondering where you for that picture of the decadent Nazis.

I just Googled Nazi S&M. That was Charlotte Rampling in The Night Porter BTW.

 

[AtlantaDad]

Lowly GTI owner here. In b4 I get told not to post in the uppity R section... ;p

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[sabo]

Lowly GTI owner here. In b4 I get told not to post in the uppity R section... ;p

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um, can't you R(ead) you should not be posting here.

 

[AtlantaDad]

um, can't you R(ead) you should not be posting here.

Hoping that was a joke and I'm not actually looking up your nostril right now...

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