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[Corprin]

Sober thought

So technically, pepperoni IS a form of sausage. People get sausage and pepperoni pizza but really its sausage and sausage.

But would you want a pizza with thin sliced italian sausage and pepperoni crumbles?

I would disagree, respectfully of course.

Sausage is a fresh meat product.

Pepperoni, salami, prosciutto, etc are cured meat products.

pepperoni is sliced thin because it has a much tougher consistency than a fresh sausage. As such, the thin slice makes the slightly dried/degreased pepperoni more palatable and easier to consume. Chunked and oven baked, dried/degreased pepperoni would be far too difficult to eat, thereby ruining the pizza eating experience.

It might as well be square cut thin crust.


speaking of cured meat... just put on a brisket for tomorrow night’s pastrami.

 

[Keehs360]

You an expert on sausage, Jim?

With a minor in Mayo slathered sausage

 

[StorableComa]

I would disagree, respectfully of course.

Sausage is a fresh meat product.

Pepperoni, salami, prosciutto, etc are cured meat products.

pepperoni is sliced thin because it has a much tougher consistency than a fresh sausage. As such, the thin slice makes the slightly dried/degreased pepperoni more palatable and easier to consume. Chunked and oven baked, dried/degreased pepperoni would be far too difficult to eat, thereby ruining the pizza eating experience.

Have to agree, if you had pepperoni chunks nearly as big as some of the sausage balls/chunks you get they'd make for some tough chewing. Be a weird consistency with the rest of the pizza crunch too.

 

[Keehs360]

Cupped pepperoni is very aesthetically pleasing

 

[StorableComa]

It has it uses.. just notice it doesn't mention Pizza:

 

[brat_burner]

What a fucking terrible movie.

This whole convo is going Harold and Kumar "hope you like extra mayo" -big bob

 

[Acadia18]

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What a fucking terrible movie.

Oh.

I unironically love Freddy Got Fingered. The movie is fucking hilarious. It probably helps that I love Tom Green. I've seen his stand-up front row.

 

[Corprin]

Oh.

I unironically love Freddy Got Fingered. The movie is fucking hilarious. It probably helps that I love Tom Green. I've seen his stand-up front row.

Eh, was too “dick and fart joke” for my taste. I class Tom Green with Carrot Top, Gallagher. Pauly Shore, and Andy Dick. Buuuuut, I sing “daddy would you like some sausage” when ever I have an excuse.., which is often.

 

[Corprin]

This whole convo is going Harold and Kumar "hope you like extra mayo" -big bob

1. Guantanamo Bay is a desert, not a jungle.

2, Big Bob would never happen, #AR670-1

 

[JC_451]

Great job night shift!

Day 55, beware the Ides of March yo.

 

[uglybastard]

Just watch out. CA has some strict laws about light colors, especially blue and flashing.

https://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/codes_displaySection.xhtml?lawCode=VEH&sectionNum=25950

and

https://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/...ivision=12.&title=&part=&chapter=2.&article=7.

NH has laws about using flashing lights in the context of impersonating authorities. blue lights on the front end are a no-no. i have yellow/white flashing/strobing fogs from deAuto that i hardly use. debating replacing them with just yellow bulbs.

Sober thought

So technically, pepperoni IS a form of sausage. People get sausage and pepperoni pizza but really its sausage and sausage.

But would you want a pizza with thin sliced italian sausage and pepperoni crumbles?

i'd be fine with that as long as we all agree - mayo does not belong on pizza.

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classic film.

Doesn't take an expert. Just logic.

sausage logic pioneer jim lloyd

 

[Acadia18]

NH has laws about using flashing lights in the context of impersonating authorities. blue lights on the front end are a no-no. i have yellow/white flashing/strobing fogs from deAuto that i hardly use. debating replacing them with just yellow bulbs.


i'd be fine with that as long as we all agree - mayo does not belong on pizza.



classic film.


sausage logic pioneer jim lloyd

Please don't multi quote.

 

[cb1111]

NH has laws about using flashing lights in the context of impersonating authorities. blue lights on the front end are a no-no. i have yellow/white flashing/strobing fogs from deAuto that i hardly use. debating replacing them with just yellow bulbs.

WTF would you want strobing fogs? That'll jus make you go nuts while driving.

Back in the early days of bluetooth, I got pulled over for having "emergency lights" in my car - it was my bluetooth headset on the dash - it had a teeny-tiny blue light

 

[zrickety]

Happy Monday, ya filthy animals.

 

[oddspyke]

The difference is I don't argue about it. Most of my replies are humorous.

Agree to disagree...

Plot twist: Keehs only hates mayo because it's white.

Aoli is probably good with him though

Sober thought

So technically, pepperoni IS a form of sausage. People get sausage and pepperoni pizza but really its sausage and sausage.

But would you want a pizza with thin sliced italian sausage and pepperoni crumbles?

Yes I would.

I would disagree, respectfully of course.

Sausage is a fresh meat product.

Pepperoni, salami, prosciutto, etc are cured meat products.

pepperoni is sliced thin because it has a much tougher consistency than a fresh sausage. As such, the thin slice makes the slightly dried/degreased pepperoni more palatable and easier to consume. Chunked and oven baked, dried/degreased pepperoni would be far too difficult to eat, thereby ruining the pizza eating experience.

It might as well be square cut thin crust.


speaking of cured meat... just put on a brisket for tomorrow night’s pastrami.

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Totinos and their delicious pizza bites disagree.