Dumb Arguments With Spouse/Significant Other

[Zillon]

'What's this "mine"shit? Troy, you don't own me'

True, technically, I'm still making payments on her. :laugh:

 

[Merkle]

She puts the toilet paper roll on so it rolls from under the roll instead of over. I have no idea why her family thinks this is a good idea. At first I tried to fight it, but now I just switch it every time and hope she eventually will give in. I will not lose this battle.

http://thenewsharingmachine.com/products/yes-no-toilet-paper-plaque

 

[PetrolHead]

Where to eat. What to eat. Where to go. What to do.

"Where do you want to eat, babe?"

"I dunno, you decide."

"But it was your idea to go out, just give me a direction... Italian? Sushi? Bar food?"

"It honestly doesn't matter. Just pick something."

"Ok, let's go the brewery."

"Nah, I don't feel like going there. We went there last month."

"Ok, then what are you hungry for?"

"I don't know it really doesn't matter."

FML.

This happens daily.

do you have recording devices in my house? I have this exact same conversation weekly.

Seriously

Last time it happened I started pouring a bowl of cereal in the middle of the conversation. She then threatened to papercut my eyelids and squeeze lemon juice on them.

My wife threatens the same exact torture. Creepy.

Oh god yes.

Dis.

She puts the toilet paper roll on so it rolls from under the roll instead of over. I have no idea why her family thinks this is a good idea. At first I tried to fight it, but now I just switch it every time and hope she eventually will give in. I will not lose this battle.

Mine does this too and I do the same thing. Ridiculous.

True, technically, I'm still making payments on her. :laugh:

OH DANG

 

[Cadubya]

This thread is great! Reminds me why I got divorced lol

 

[Merkle]

This thread is great! Reminds me why I got divorced lol

:bellyroll:

 

[WAP]

I don't bother arguing because I always lose. I just bottle it up.

Healthy, I know.

Same. My wife is a lawyer so even if I'm right I'll lose the argument because she's a better arguer than me. fml

 

[aj_law]

I don't bother arguing because I always lose. I just bottle it up.

Healthy, I know.

Where to eat. What to eat. Where to go. What to do.

"Where do you want to eat, babe?"

"I dunno, you decide."

"But it was your idea to go out, just give me a direction... Italian? Sushi? Bar food?"

"It honestly doesn't matter. Just pick something."

"Ok, let's go the brewery."

"Nah, I don't feel like going there. We went there last month."

"Ok, then what are you hungry for?"

"I don't know it really doesn't matter."

FML.

 

[Bender1]

:bellyroll::clap::clap::laugh:

 

[SSCACAHUATES]

Maybe not an argument... but I often get mad when she tries to put on Housewives, 19 kids and counting, teen mom, or any other retarded show on TV.

Amen brother those shows are a tragedy against humanity and I hate them with a passion hahahaha

 

[PetrolHead]

Same. My wife is a lawyer so even if I'm right I'll lose the argument because she's a better arguer than me. fml

Mine should be. She's great at arguing.

 

[mk6medic]

We generally don't fight. But the dog is the source of many disagreements. :laugh:

Good thing children are not on the horizon. It gets worse.

ironically, this is the source of many of our arguments. I bottle things up because I don't see the point in arguing.

I also do not like to argue. Discuss? Yes. But I will not argue. It leads to worse.

We did couples therapy before we got married and one thing they mentioned is to not bring up things from the past. It can only lead to a dumpster fire.

THIS.

'What's this "mine"shit? Troy, you don't own me'

:laugh:

She puts the toilet paper roll on so it rolls from under the roll instead of over. I have no idea why her family thinks this is a good idea. At first I tried to fight it, but now I just switch it every time and hope she eventually will give in. I will not lose this battle.

Why would anyone ever think this is a good idea?

:clap::thumbup::clap::thumbup::clap::thumbup:

 

[CadMan]

We used to argue over a ton of little shit all the time... we don't anymore.
Should be signing the separation papers in the next few days. Life is good again!