Acadia Celebrates 1 Year With MQB #3, Wonders If It's Time To Upgrade...

[Cuzoe]

Damn, I just pooped and now I have some tough decisions...

A $500 intake, or a $500 bidet...

This is such an easy choice, bidet...

I even broke down and installed an outlet and bidet in the guest bathroom downstairs after having to use it once. I bought/installed bidets in all the bedrooms as we were moving in 4 years ago but I always told myself that visitors didn't deserve such luxury... then I found myself in that bathroom .

 

[Cuzoe]

The guests only get the Brondell S-1200 EW... No drying function or the bowl pre-wash function of the Toto's upstairs, but it does the job in a (literal) pinch, .

 

[dtfd]

NGL - the bougie bidet is pretty life altering. I sat on a non-heated toilet seat the other day and it was a shock to the system.

I don't like heated seats.

Makes me feel like I'm sitting on a toilet someone else just got off of. The cold seat is a reassurance that I'm the first person in a while to be here.

 

[oddspyke]

I don't like heated seats.

Makes me feel like I'm sitting on a toilet someone else just got off of. The cold seat is a reassurance that I'm the first person in a while to be here.

 

[messrock]

I don't like heated seats.

Makes me feel like I'm sitting on a toilet someone else just got off of. The cold seat is a reassurance that I'm the first person in a while to be here.

It’s all about the context in which you’re experiencing the heated seat. At Lowe’s? Yeah, no thanks.

When you’re cozying up with the squatty potty, a cup of coffee and Jugs magazine? Double down.

 

[Cuzoe]

Yup... I go in the bathroom, seat lifts up automatically to greet me, bowl gets pre-rinsed, warm seat, blue light, little purifier fan starts purring... happiness.

 

[uglybastard]

Yup... I go in the bathroom, seat lifts up automatically to greet me, bowl gets pre-rinsed, warm seat, blue light, little purifier fan starts purring... happiness.

How much more for the model that Jerks it for you

 

[Acadia18]

How much more for the model that Jerks it for you

Gotta overnight that from Japan.

 

[Cuzoe]

@uglybastard If you find me that model I will buy it. What I really wanted was to replace the toilets with Toto units with built in bidet but that was vetoed since we had just bought a house .

A Neorest NX1 in silver is the dream, I don't even need the NX2 .

 

[riceburner]

would you bidet standing or sitting?

Thats all the proof i need that sitting is by far the way god designed us to clean ourselves. With the cheeks self-expressed.

 

[riceburner]

Yup... I go in the bathroom, seat lifts up automatically to greet me, bowl gets pre-rinsed, warm seat, blue light, little purifier fan starts purring... happiness.

Bro did you just come here from the year 3022? Cause ive never seen any of that shit in my entire life

 

[Cuzoe]

Bro did you just come here from the year 3022? Cause ive never seen any of that shit in my entire life

Lol, I was stationed in Japan for several years... and remained spoiled.

https://www.totousa.com/neorest-nx2-dual-flush-toilet-10-gpf-08-gpf
Gotta hit the numbers to get this one .

 

[riceburner]

That is absolutely insane.

Can i come over

 

[sterkrazzy]

That is absolutely insane.

Can i come over

You can find it on the PoopBnB app.

 

[Cuzoe]

That is absolutely insane.

Can i come over

Well, Toto toilets are for family... But I've been happy with the Brondell in the guest bathroom, except that it doesn't have a drying function.

Feel free to use that one. It does let you adjust the width of the water jet. So if you're willing to reach back and help you can get a shallow enema .