Official GolfMK6 Haiku Thread

[Do Work Son]

Oh cereal box
No more mazes, jokes or games
Just nutrition stuff

 

[Irishbri]

Do Work Son you rite
Cornflakes have 8 percent carbs
want protein? just ask

 

[shdwblugti]

Rose from my slumber
I am still way too tired
I need my coffee

 

[Do Work Son]

A busy morning
Lunch is not till one o'clock
So hungry now doe

 

[Do Work Son]

That feeling hits me
The throbbing ache in my ass
I need to go pewp

 

[Do Work Son]

Disappointment now
When I sat to take a dump
It was only gas

 

[Irishbri]

You think I am old
But there is yet another
WAPs new name is NAP

 

[Tk_mkv1]

Drive a mark seven
Comes with a burrito yo
Dat stage one doe, bro.

 

[Do Work Son]

Want a burrito
Only brought pasta with me
So sadness ensues

 

[TSI_Guy]

This thread blows fat dongs
Let us learn how to write songs
Let's all start a band

 

[Dr Dad]

I got a new clutch
Now I have to drive so slow
I did stall so ballz

 

[mk6medic]

I trolled Plac real good
He will just ignore me now
My life has ended.

 

[Do Work Son]

OT is so fun
And we are so creative
This thread gets five stars

 

[Dr Dad]

Give eight out of ten
Because of no spidey memes
maybe read again

 

[Irishbri]

Ya'll so full of wit
except when thread speaks of shit
9/10 signed young man