I just got off of the phone with my service rep. They said that TSB does not apply to my VIN Number, although I am having the issue!
This is dumb on the service system's fault.
The problem with their diagnosis being based on VIN can be wrong.
I had major issues in my mk6 with the radio/ipod/bluetooth, which ultimately resulted in a new model for the head unit (went from -E to -F for the model number).
Ever since then, I was constantly told that the system said there were no updates for the radio, even though the mono output from bluetooth had an update out for the -F radio. The system still showed my VIN as having a -E radio tied to it.
I insisted that there is an update, and once they saw the model on the radio, they agreed there was an update for it, which was applied and fixed the issue.
tl;dr: Insist they check the model number of the radio. VIN's don't always tell the full story.