ever just...

[alf]

...fart in the elevator for the fuck of it to see what the result would be?

i sent 3 of my female counterparts running.

i felt like i accomplished much.

alf

 

[Bad hare]

best feeling in the world!!

 

[Call.me.Junior]

i may be girl, but i find stuff like this hilarious... one time i sent my fiance to another isle of best buy... Payback's a bitch :biggrin:

 

[alf]

girl ey FAP FAP FAP.

 

[bennylenny88]

haha! alf..

 

[gtiTom]

Ever felt like taking a big crap but you are at a restaurant and you KNOW the restroom is crap. So you walk up and walk down the isle to the bathroom and slowly release the fart in increments along other people's tables as you walk by. Then once you get to the bathroom, you have to use extra energy to get your stuff out since the fart went away ... ?

:bellyroll:

 

[alf]

Ever felt like taking a big crap but you are at a restaurant and you KNOW the restroom is crap. So you walk up and walk down the isle to the bathroom and slowly release the fart in increments along other people's tables as you walk by. Then once you get to the bathroom, you have to use extra energy to get your stuff out since the fart went away ... ?

:bellyroll:

yea i hate that shit.

its like your stomach hurts like shit, then goes away, then your opportunity to shit disappears.

what happens to teh shit that was supposed to come out? get rock hard and make u fatter.

 

[gtiTom]

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

 

[VdaWg]

Scenario:bellyroll: :bow: What would you do if you just gulped down a big strong cup of coffee then all of a sudden you have to take a dookie because of it, plus it's like 100 and humid outside in balls to walls traffic.?:headbang: Hehehehe

 

[alf]

Scenario:bellyroll: :bow: What would you do if you just gulped down a big strong cup of coffee then all of a sudden you have to take a dookie because of it, plus it's like 100 and humid outside in balls to walls traffic.?:headbang: Hehehehe

shit in my hand and throw it at other cars.

 

[VdaWg]

hahaha.....nasty!

 

[.:B]

This thread is hilarious :bellyroll:
Alf ur so fkin random hahah :smoking:

 

[alf]

thats what my boss says. but she likes it because i keep the office so unbored.