riceburner
Autocross Champion
- Location
- nice try PPNT
- Car(s)
- MK5 Best GTI
i'm in big trouble now
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CSB3: Sterkrazzys Five Page Dissertation - TLDR He Got A Flat Tire
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That's surprisingly good...
Shitpost threads are now obsolete, ChatGPT took our jobs.
My prompt: write me a song in the style of Last Resort by Papa Roach, but make the lyrics into puns about bread.
ChatGPT's marvelous response:
Verse 1:
I'm baking in the sun, feeling like a crispy bun
Got flour on my hands, but I'm on the run
I knead a little help, but there's no yeast in sight
My dough's not rising, and it's giving me a fright
Chorus:
Cut my loaf into pieces, this is my baguette
Oven's preheating, suffocating, can't take the heat
Don't have a sourdough, can't rise above this wheat
I'm one slice away from being toast, but I won't retreat
Verse 2:
I'm trying to be a roll model, but I'm feeling flat
Can't seem to get a rise out of this batch
I'm feeling the heat, and it's getting intense
But I won't let this bread burn, I'll make it make sense
Chorus:
Cut my loaf into pieces, this is my baguette
Oven's preheating, suffocating, can't take the heat
Don't have a sourdough, can't rise above this wheat
I'm one slice away from being toast, but I won't retreat
Bridge:
I'll knead this dough until it's ready to go
I'll bake it to perfection, watch it rise and grow
I won't let this bread go stale, I'll keep it fresh
I'll spread my love for bread, and it will be the best
Chorus:
Cut my loaf into pieces, this is my baguette
Oven's preheating, suffocating, can't take the heat
Don't have a sourdough, can't rise above this wheat
I'm one slice away from being toast, but I won't retreat
Outro:
I won't let this bread go to waste, I'll use it to make a sandwich
I'll savor every bite, and I'll never forget this
I'll rise to the occasion, and I'll be the breadwinner
And I'll keep on baking, and I'll never surrender.
My prompt: write me a song in the style of Last Resort by Papa Roach, but make the lyrics into puns about bread.
ChatGPT's marvelous response:
Verse 1:
I'm baking in the sun, feeling like a crispy bun
Got flour on my hands, but I'm on the run
I knead a little help, but there's no yeast in sight
My dough's not rising, and it's giving me a fright
Chorus:
Cut my loaf into pieces, this is my baguette
Oven's preheating, suffocating, can't take the heat
Don't have a sourdough, can't rise above this wheat
I'm one slice away from being toast, but I won't retreat
Verse 2:
I'm trying to be a roll model, but I'm feeling flat
Can't seem to get a rise out of this batch
I'm feeling the heat, and it's getting intense
But I won't let this bread burn, I'll make it make sense
Chorus:
Cut my loaf into pieces, this is my baguette
Oven's preheating, suffocating, can't take the heat
Don't have a sourdough, can't rise above this wheat
I'm one slice away from being toast, but I won't retreat
Bridge:
I'll knead this dough until it's ready to go
I'll bake it to perfection, watch it rise and grow
I won't let this bread go stale, I'll keep it fresh
I'll spread my love for bread, and it will be the best
Chorus:
Cut my loaf into pieces, this is my baguette
Oven's preheating, suffocating, can't take the heat
Don't have a sourdough, can't rise above this wheat
I'm one slice away from being toast, but I won't retreat
Outro:
I won't let this bread go to waste, I'll use it to make a sandwich
I'll savor every bite, and I'll never forget this
I'll rise to the occasion, and I'll be the breadwinner
And I'll keep on baking, and I'll never surrender.
mwoodski
Autocross Champion
- Location
- Not Fancy CT, USA
- Car(s)
- 17 Golf SW 4mo
oh my god
riceburner
Autocross Champion
- Location
- nice try PPNT
- Car(s)
- MK5 Best GTI
I gotta find a way to make ai doing my.job without my job firing me cause they can just have ai do it
JC_451
Autocross Champion
- Location
- NJ, one of the nice parts.
- Car(s)
- 2017 GTI Sport
It writes really cliché song lyrics.
I highly recommend the Weird Al movie on Roku. Harry Potter as Weird Al? Fucking gold.
What does CSB think of white with red interior. I like it, but not sure if I'd get sick of it. Last 2 Porsches were red, tan interior. Tan is hard to keep looking good. Was thinking red, black interior, but a little boring.
https://www.autotrader.com/cars-for...L_vhupTTEKJRga0YF8dOC9_-r4yBniBNIGKjHJl4lRc3w
https://www.autotrader.com/cars-for...L_vhupTTEKJRga0YF8dOC9_-r4yBniBNIGKjHJl4lRc3w
sterkrazzy
Autocross Champion
- Location
- United States
- Car(s)
- Turbo. Blue.
I dig it. The red dash, panels, and steering wheel is a bit much. I'm into red seats with a white exterior though.
dtfd
Autocross Champion
- Location
- Massachusetts
- Car(s)
- MK7.5 GTI
Some cars can pull of white with red interior, some can't. Generally sporty cars are fine to pull it off and the boxter looked good in the first few photos where I could see the seat and the rear carpet.
Then I saw the dashboard.
Too much.
sterkrazzy
Autocross Champion
- Location
- United States
- Car(s)
- Turbo. Blue.
It didn't look that bad from the exterior pics, where the red seems darker. When they do the close ups of the interior and the red gets super bright it becomes way too much. For me it all depends on what the actual shade of that red is. If it's darker like a burgundy it's not so bad, but maybe not...that's a lot of red.
dtfd
Autocross Champion
- Location
- Massachusetts
- Car(s)
- MK7.5 GTI
Yep,
That and does every single surface need to be red? The dash, the entire door card, the steering wheel, seats, carpet ,everything. It's like someone just hit RED on every interior panel that could be ordered in that colour without thinking about things like contrast.
mwoodski
Autocross Champion
- Location
- Not Fancy CT, USA
- Car(s)
- 17 Golf SW 4mo
The exterior is too quiet and the interior is too loud. It might work in a Cayman, but it's too much for a boxster