This reminds me of when I came up to 2 coworkers talking cars.
The one guy just got a new car and was saying how fast it was and that it has a sport mode.
Me: Oh cool what did you get.
Him: A Lexus UX250 (suv thing w/ 180 HP and 3600 lbs)
Me: oh I'm sure it's really nice.
Him: Yeah man and when I put it sport mode its like a race car.
I don't have a good poker face so I'm sure I made a face at him and he asked me if my car had sport mode
Me: Nah mine doesn't need a sport mode it's always in sport mode.
Him: Lets go to the drag strip I got $100.
Me: I don't want to take your money man but we can race. I'll bring my Honda Pilot to make it more interesting.
Him: *Skeptical look* whatever man that's cool.