Fapping... Easier for girlz, or boyz?

[thedude4bides]

Kudos to theduder.

El duderino for those not into the whole brevity thing...

 

[XGC75]

And we're more capable of having multiple faps in a row.

So jealous of this one here.

Women by default, innies > outies.

butchered by autocorrect

 

[Gunkata]

Does that mean I've proven my girlhood? :wub:

not quite, young jedi

El duderino for those not into the whole brevity thing...

Indeed....

 

[thedude4bides]

For the record, GK did pretty much start this thread...

it's so much easier for girls to fap in public than guys... sucks.

His will. My hand.














God that sounded awful.

 

[JDM713]

girls for sure. takes too long for me and it makes a mess.

GK havn't you seen the vibrator panties for chicks? they can have gasms all day long while they are walkin around or just sitting down at work!!!!!!!

that point conclusively wins it for girls in my opinion (unless they're a squirter I guess)

 

[Gunkata]

wait, I did?


re: "messes" - anyone have any good "shooting" stories? when I was like 16, I shot a wad over my head while laying down on my bed, and it hit one of my speakers above my bed. fucked up, right?

 

[Rotaryknight]

Proper etiquette when walking in on guy friend

1. Cover eyes and/or turn away
2. Yell either a) Dude WTF! b) Oh come on! c) Not on my favorite shirt d) I can't unsee this shit you A**HOLE!
3. Walk out and/or throw something at him

Proper etiquette when walking in on a girl friend

1. Stop and access situation
2. Make sure assumption in 1. is correct
3. Move from line of sight
4. Recheck 1.2.3.
5. Make courtesy noise of either a) hey? b) light cough c) throat clear
6. If no reaction repeat 1.2.3.
7. Facebook.

 

[Merkle]

Im surprised GK didn't start this thread....

That was my first thought. Then I saw Dubessa post and saw his 5 in a row. Lol. This shit's too funny.

Worst 'overshoot' I have had is not distance but amount. That miscalculation resulted in washing of the sheets the day after I washed the sheets.

 

[kayestarr]

For the record, GK did pretty much start this thread...



His will. My hand.














God that sounded awful.

HAHA. It didn't actually sound awful until you pointed it out.

 

[thedude4bides]

wait, I did?


re: "messes" - anyone have any good "shooting" stories? when I was like 16, I shot a wad over my head while laying down on my bed, and it hit one of my speakers above my bed. fucked up, right?

Ski house. VT. 10 people. Everyone was chilling out except my boy and his girl. When they were "done" she stood up on the bed with one leg on each side of him. He thought it was a good move to snake his way between her legs to get off the bed. Cream pie dripped on his head. He had no idea and joined the rest of the partay. Yeah. Wow.

Edit: I truly am sorry if that made anyone throw up in their mouth a little bit... And it's kinda off topic becausenofapping but it was a mess. To keep this post true to thread, I busted myself in the chin before... good times.

 

[Do Work Son]

Ski house. VT. 10 people. Everyone was chilling out except my boy and his girl. When they were "done" she stood up on the bed with one leg on each side of him. He thought it was a good move to snake his way between her legs to get off the bed. Cream pie dripped on his head. He had no idea and joined the rest of the partay. Yeah. Wow.

Edit: I truly am sorry if that made anyone throw up in their mouth a little bit...

I LoLed...even while eating.

 

[Lös Gehts]

Easier for a girl.

 

[Lös Gehts]

girls can use their jeans tho, I've heard? is this true or urban legend?

Are you talking camel toe?

 

[thedude4bides]

^major camel toe.

 

[lilfleck]

Does that mean I've proven my girlhood? :wub:

Hmm... Need pix.

Tapped with my thumbs