CSB Thread: Mud Getting Desperate At End Of Threads Life

[GTIfan99]

I stress ate a family sized box of jalapeno peppers for dinner yesterday. Surprised my shits were normal today.

Is it just me, or does anyone else's butthole burn a little when they crap after eating really spicy food?

 

[Strange Mud]

I heard that Phur's smells like clutch slip

 

[Acadia18]

Is it just me, or does anyone else's butthole burn a little when they crap after eating really spicy food?

Capsaicin does tickle the ol' bacon ring when you've had too much of it. Something like jalapeno poppers won't do it, but super hot wings or something? Sure.

 

[Nineeightyone]

Capsaicin does tickle the ol' bacon ring when you've had too much of it. Something like jalapeno poppers won't do it, but super hot wings or something? Sure.

This is why pre-raceday wing night became post-raceday wing night.

Getting old sucks, but knowing what it's like is a privilege.

 

[NoGodGetOverIt]

Capsaicin does tickle the ol' bacon ring when you've had too much of it. Something like jalapeno poppers won't do it, but super hot wings or something? Sure.

I must have WAY too much of it, because tickle is MUCH too understated an adjective to describe the punishment my spice intake puts my asshole through...

 

[NoGodGetOverIt]

This is why pre-raceday wing night became post-raceday wing night.

Getting old sucks, but knowing what it's like is a privilege.

Agreed. I can't eat hot wings if I'm going anywhere the next day, period.

 

[Daks]

Is it just me, or does anyone else's butthole burn a little when they crap after eating really spicy food?

When I really over do it - yes. Like a lot of scotch bonnet peppers

 

[Corprin]

Is it just me, or does anyone else's butthole burn a little when they crap after eating really spicy food?

Capsaicin does tickle the ol' bacon ring when you've had too much of it. Something like jalapeno poppers won't do it, but super hot wings or something? Sure.

I read somewhere, so this may be totally false, but it’s always seemed confirmed during my independent anecdotal testing.

Capsaicin is what makes things spicy.

Capsaicin is readily absorbed by your body and is actually good for cardiovascular health.

When Capsaicin is hit with some types of acid, like vinegar, the molecule changes slightly to something your body doesn’t absorb. All the heat, none of the usefulness.

Capsaicin from your unprocessed peppers in poppers, fresh salsas, etc is more readily absorbed and therefore doesn’t set your ass on fire. Processed capsaicin like with pickled “nacho” jalapenos, hot sauces, etc isn’t absorbed and gets to burn on the way out.

you can over do it as well. If you “overdose” on the capsaicin, your body won’t absorb any more and you get the burn even though it’s unprocessed.

 

[uglybastard]

is there capsaicin in mayo? that's pretty spicy.

 

[Corprin]

is there capsaicin in mayo? that's pretty spicy.

I didn’t know you were from MN?!?

 

[cb1111]

But an armoured vehicle?

You mean like this?

 

[Corprin]

You mean like this?

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No shit, no lie, saw the same thing Abrams vs MkI rabbit at Hohenfels.

 

[uglybastard]

I didn’t know you were from MN?!?

ope

 

[Corprin]

Just paid off the GTI.

 

[uglybastard]

Just paid off the GTI.

congrats