New owner "stupid discovery" thread

[Jondar]

The emblem on the truck opens the hatch! holy crap! I've been crawling through the back seat all this time to get my stuff!

Oh man.. What kind of shit dealer did you go to.

 

[hobie411]

The emblem on the truck opens the hatch! holy crap! I've been crawling through the back seat all this time to get my stuff!

So sorry to laugh at this, but I have to laugh [emoji23]

 

[slow12s]

Here is something I just learned after 4 GTI's - convenience opening. I've seen it in the MFI and never knew what it does. Until now. Unlock your car then open your door. Press and hold the drivers window switch down. If your convenience setting is 'all windows' it will lower all the windows and vent your sunroof (if you have one)! It's awesome on hot summer days here in NA where we don't get that feature on our key fob.


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Sweet, I was trying to figure out what that convenience opening was for here in the states

 

[huh0kay]

You didn't bother to think a new car would have a trunk lid? This can't be real...

 

[tknj99]

You didn't bother to think a new car would have a trunk lid? This can't be real...

Kinda ranks up there with discovering that the car is front wheel drive

 

[Jondar]

You didn't bother to think a new car would have a trunk lid? This can't be real...

This is the reason why they legally have to call hatches, 3 or 5 door.

 

[Jondar]

Kinda ranks up there with discovering that the car is front wheel drive

The MK7 is FWD? I better get rid of my RWD4LIFE license plate.

 

[Bowser]

I know I invited stupid discoveries, but that has to be a joke. To buy a hatchback, and not realize it has a hatchback!

 

[normcaldwell]

The emblem on the truck opens the hatch! holy crap! I've been crawling through the back seat all this time to get my stuff!

lol . . . .
Not sure what's funnier; your post, or the posts from people who actually think you were serious.

 

[Jondar]

lol . . . .
Not sure what's funnier; your post, or the posts from people who actually think you were serious.

I really wanted to believe he was serious, but the amount of exclamation points used tell a different story.

 

[Jose_Gti]

Too funny ?????

 

[vj123]

Lol. I don know what to say!

 

[Evildad]

Here I was thinking it was kind of a bummer to have keyless (push button) start, because I couldn't turn the key to "ignition" or "accessory" to roll windows up and down, and my daughter said "push the button without your foot on the brake." Sweet Jesus!

 

[hulksu]

One thing my dealer didn't cover that I will add as a stupid discovery:

Pressing the voice button on the steering wheel once makes the VW software listen to you. Holding it while using Android Auto/CarPlay allows the smartphone software to listen to you.

 

[MikeyR44]

There are more places to store change in this car than any car I've ever owned.