TIFU by not knowing what kind of pepper I was cooking with

[The Fed]

I'm in a hotel lobby laughing my ass off ��

Better than burning it off, which is what the OP has to look forward to

And are people in the lobby looking at you?

 

[MonkeyMD]

Avoid Amazon deliveries by this guy

 

[armedferret]

Friend of mine owns The Heat Pizza (formerly Humble Pie) in OKC.

They make a Ghost Chile pizza that's out of this farkin world. It's delicious.

 

[-Dutch-]

Two bowls done, five to go. Mrs Dutch is refusing to assist.

 

[armedferret]

Fridge the rest. Take it to work. Put in work fridge with "free chili, slightly spicy but not too hot" label.

Sit back and laugh maniacally.