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Old 06-21-2019, 09:42 PM   #52
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Since I've already lit up:

What the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?


I care when my computer crashes.
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Old 06-21-2019, 09:45 PM   #53
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What does a redneck divorce have in common with a tornado?



Someone is gonna lose a trailer.
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Old 06-21-2019, 09:50 PM   #54
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What is the temperature inside of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm.
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Old 06-24-2019, 06:20 PM   #55
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Old 06-29-2019, 12:06 AM   #56
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Clasic....

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Old 06-29-2019, 01:50 AM   #57
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Old 06-29-2019, 02:19 AM   #58
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Lol... Is the driver a male or female and do they eat same sex ass or opposite?
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Old 06-29-2019, 02:38 AM   #59
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Lol... Is the driver a male or female and do they eat same sex ass or opposite?
I have so many replies, some of which get me banned.
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Old 06-29-2019, 02:53 AM   #60
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I have so many replies, some of which get me banned.
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Old 07-04-2019, 03:31 AM   #61
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A GTI and an R were autocrossing one day when the GTI lost fuel pressure and a rod shot through the side of the block. The GTI couldn't believe what just happened and wanted to know why the same didn't happen to the R.

And the R replied....

"I'm baffled."

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Old 07-04-2019, 03:47 AM   #62
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What do you call fish with no Eyes?
A fshhhhhh.

What does a mermaid wear to math class?
An algae-bra.

Why do sharks live in salt water?
Pepper water makes em sneeze.

What sort of bees make milk?
Boo-bees.
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Old 07-04-2019, 03:54 AM   #63
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What is it called when one cow spies on another?
A steak out.

Ya know, I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey but then I turned myself around.
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Old 07-05-2019, 12:39 AM   #64
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A GTI and an R were autocrossing one day when the GTI lost fuel pressure and a rod shot through the side of the block. The GTI couldn't believe what just happened and wanted to know why the same didn't happen to the R.

And the R replied....

"I'm baffled."
You're sick and twisted, that doesn't belong here. I did beat an R at my last event even when I kept losing fuel pressure though...
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