Norcal VCDS experts?

anyone in the bay area available to come over and tweak VCDS or OBD11 on my car?

looking for some basic stuff done:

-XDS set to weak
-turn off brake stabilization
-turn off brake over assistance
-passenger mirror dip in reverse
-brake function to inner tails
-disable seatbelt warning
-retain heated seat settings
-idle rpm adjustment to +50rpm

and I think that's it

if you're in norcal and want to get paid to come over and use VCDS message me please

Where are you located? I have obd11 and have done most of those on my car. I was unable to get mirror dip to work correctly, apparently you need a module to get it to work sometimes.

I've done 5 of those myself, and know how to do 2 others. The heated seats is the one I don't know how to do, but it looks like it would be a simple thing. I'd also recommend adding ASR/ESC fully defeat and Starting Vibration Reduction disable.