HAHA!!!
I can feel the difference when basic driving as the cars power comes more from the rear a bit more. On hard turns at a faster speed the S3 is a slouch before the tune but now I feel much more confident with the traction in the car when having some fun. You can really push the car with the haldex tune and I have 100% stock suspension.
Launching is a different story.. When doing the full DSG launch, it knocks you back in the seat and truly feels like it comes from behind.
For $600 I would recommend this to anyone curious. I ended up getting the triple UM tune for $1,750 including tax so not bad.
That's the kind of feedback that makes my wallet scared, sounds great!
Also glad you got my joke, I'd hate to have to explain that because you're actually a refrigeration tech or ice road trucker whose high school football jersey number was 39 and hadn't seen the movie at all.