Hey, you've got to look at it this way. Both ladies are actually kind of high maintenance.
Adriana needs to spend a lot of her time at the beauty salon and tanning beds, with occasional aerobics and yoga.
Hilda likes to lift weights, wrestle, win triathalons, and she just gets sh*t done.
Both of them are ultimately comfortable partners that can treat you right. While both have tempers, one's got a much shorter fuse, and one will violently hold you to account a few years later for missed special occasion (probably a missed dsg or differential maintenance, you had better not let her timing belt change be even two meters late, or how about the time you fed her the wrong oil- you know she's allergic to 505.00).
Also one is definitely okay with you playing with "the wrong kind of hardware and software" with her, while the other one will throw it back in your face right in front of the doctor if anything ever goes wrong, whether it's related or not.
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