The Secret Santa 2022 Thread!

[riceburner]

I gotta get something out in the mail soon!

 

[toothofwar]

Mine is showing delivered to the lucky one! Hope they like it! Merry Christmas Everyone!!!!

 

[riceburner]

if i get a giant horse dildo in the mail its going right up jay745's tailpipe then he will have a new conundrum to figure out why his car wont start

 

[Acadia18]

if i get a giant horse dildo in the mail its going right up jay745's tailpipe then he will have a new conundrum to figure out why his car wont start

At first, I didn't think you were taking about his car...

 

[riceburner]

on second thought i don't know if i was either

 

[swcrow]

making myself a reminder to tell my wife to just place my present in the garage and don't open due to the rowdy and unpredictable bunch we have in here lol

 

[riceburner]

i'm honestly a little scared for what i may receive lol

 

[sterkrazzy]

i'm honestly a little scared for what i may receive lol

It'll be a little scary the first time you use it. You just have to be open about it.

 

[riceburner]

Best gif i could find to relate

 

[sterkrazzy]

Best gif i could find to relate

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That probably had some fun google results.

 

[riceburner]

Luckily i knew exactly what i was looking for so i got in and out painfree lol

 

[Acadia18]

Oh there will be some pain when it goes in and out...

Wait, what are we talking about?

 

[riceburner]

*half the members here furiously ripping open their xmas gifts*
"please be a giant horse dildo, please be a giant horse dildo -- DAMMIT its just some cool GTI parts!"

 

[mrmatto]

This thread is literally 85% dildo-talk.

Am I... am I messing up if I don't send my person a dildo? Like am I gonna get banned?

 

[riceburner]