What a wild past couple of days haha. I had forgot how dealing with a dealer usually goes since it's been a few years since I went to one.
Dropped the car at the dealer and explained everything. Diagnostic came back with a bad N80 purge valve and the PCV letting too much pressure build up. The estimate to fix came back around $3,800 because they wanted to do a full upper timing cover reseal and an oil pan gasket replacement because the pressure is causing some weeping. Asked for a quote for just the N80 and PCV and came back with $1,000 plus tax. So, I thanked them for the diagnostic and went out and picked up a new N80 and PCV for about $285 and will be installing myself on Sunday or Monday.
They did take care of the gear selector trim recall while I was there as well, so at least I don't have to worry about getting cut in the future haha.