Renrubicer: Skeletons In The Closet

[Acadia18]

Wow so actually looking into it a hair, the Jetta GLI is actually better than the GTI in almost every way! The only trim available is the autobahn - meaning:
DCC,
leather,
e-diff,
and basically the MIB2 out of the 7.5 golf R.
HID headlights,
full suit android auto
wireless phone charging!
digital dash,

i mean its better than the S class GTI in every way, and EVEN beats its price?

Not to mention... It looks BETTER than the GTI. Never thought i would say that.

EDIT: Anyway not getting a new car i don't have $40k after taxes and bullshit lol

It's technically MIB3 after 2020.

And you missed the best part. Mother fucking ventilated seats.

 

[jay745]

if i shave my beard and wear a bra i bet i could pull off a pretty hot lesbian and get all sorts of pussay

Go on...........

 

[Salami]

if i shave my beard and wear a bra i bet i could pull off a pretty hot lesbian and get all sorts of pussay

Considering you are considering a Jetta my guess is you have already done that

 

[uglybastard]

if i shave my beard and wear a bra i bet i could pull off a pretty hot lesbian and get all sorts of pussay

Careful done let jay see you talking about lesbianism

 

[JC_451]

S Trim is best trim

Definitely.

All other trims loaded with unnecessary nonsense and fake leather seats.

 

[JC_451]

I'm sure Jay could put you in the service position and get it done for you.

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What?

 

[oddspyke]

Definitely.

All other trims loaded with unnecessary nonsense and fake leather seats.

I wish my leather were fake. Real VW leather is thick as all hell and makes the seat heaters useless on any drive under 15 minutes. Fake VW leather looks fine and heats up quick.

 

[jay745]

Careful done let jay see you talking about lesbianism

What do you have against lesbians?

 

[sterkrazzy]

What do you have against lesbians?

 

[riceburner]

Thank you all for the replies thats exactly the sort of reaponses i was looking for

 

[JC_451]

I wish my leather were fake. Real VW leather is thick as all hell and makes the seat heaters useless on any drive under 15 minutes. Fake VW leather looks fine and heats up quick.

It's not cool like cloth plaid tho.

 

[manu97]

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What?

Yep, complimentary with intercooler install

 

[JC_451]

Damn, Jay is thorough

 

[Acadia18]

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What?

You heard what I said.

 

[jay745]

Service position.....