Renrubicer: 6k MK5 wont start

Thread starter riceburner
Start date Sep 5, 2019

jay745

Tail Of The Dragon Elitest

Mar 21, 2023

#1,936

riceburner said:
sorry jay, but for some reason the cayman doesn't make my peen hard yet

What the actual fuck

riceburner

Autocross Champion

Mar 21, 2023

#1,937

idk bro haha. only 911s and carerra gt's do it for me from porsche

*Slaps roof on car* *Car Riceburners*
2006 Cobalt SS, 380 WHP - Sold Because Old ////// 2015 GTI SE: Stage 1 - Sold because poor ////// 2012 GTI: K04, DSG and tons of mods - Sold because DSG ////// 2016 GTI SE PP: Stage 2 and stuff - Sold because S4>> ////// 2016 Audi Manual S4: Stage 1 - Sold because house /////// 2008 Jetta Wolfsburg and 2007 GLI - Soul sisters forever - sold because R /////// 1987 Fiero - sold because slow ////// MK7 Golf R - DTR6054 Turbo, APR Wiper Delete - sold because DSG ////// B5 S4 with K04's - Sold because B5 problems ////// 2010 Audi S4, Stage 1 - Sold because B8 problems ///////
Current: StAgE TwO Mk5 gTi, Manual, rear wiper delete
The thread where I go from two GTIs to one S4 to two Jettas to one Golf R and a Fiero then to 2 Audi S4's then sell them for a MK5 GTI and a baby - TLDR don't do what I did
SOS!! If you know how to reach Gulfer or JJ-R32, please send them 4000 spam letters about CBD Gummies daily for 5 years until they give us new admins

jay745

Tail Of The Dragon Elitest

Mar 21, 2023

#1,938

riceburner said:
idk bro haha. only 911s and carerra gt's do it for me from porsche

riceburner

Autocross Champion

Mar 21, 2023

#1,939

i can't afford one anyway bro. let me live vicariously through you when you get one

*Slaps roof on car* *Car Riceburners*
2006 Cobalt SS, 380 WHP - Sold Because Old ////// 2015 GTI SE: Stage 1 - Sold because poor ////// 2012 GTI: K04, DSG and tons of mods - Sold because DSG ////// 2016 GTI SE PP: Stage 2 and stuff - Sold because S4>> ////// 2016 Audi Manual S4: Stage 1 - Sold because house /////// 2008 Jetta Wolfsburg and 2007 GLI - Soul sisters forever - sold because R /////// 1987 Fiero - sold because slow ////// MK7 Golf R - DTR6054 Turbo, APR Wiper Delete - sold because DSG ////// B5 S4 with K04's - Sold because B5 problems ////// 2010 Audi S4, Stage 1 - Sold because B8 problems ///////
Current: StAgE TwO Mk5 gTi, Manual, rear wiper delete
The thread where I go from two GTIs to one S4 to two Jettas to one Golf R and a Fiero then to 2 Audi S4's then sell them for a MK5 GTI and a baby - TLDR don't do what I did
SOS!! If you know how to reach Gulfer or JJ-R32, please send them 4000 spam letters about CBD Gummies daily for 5 years until they give us new admins

oddspyke

Autocross Champion

Mar 21, 2023

#1,940

riceburner said:
idk bro haha. only 911s and carerra gt's do it for me from porsche

Same. I know the Cayman is the "superior driver's car", but there's just something about the 911 shape and history.

jay745

Tail Of The Dragon Elitest

Mar 21, 2023

#1,941

oddspyke said:
Same. I know the Cayman is the "superior driver's car", but there's just something about the 911 shape and history.

oddspyke

Autocross Champion

Mar 21, 2023

#1,942

Also, I have children that like to go fast. Rear seats are a major plus.

jay745

Tail Of The Dragon Elitest

Mar 21, 2023

#1,943

oddspyke said:
Also, I have children that like to go fast. Rear seats are a major plus.

riceburner

Autocross Champion

Mar 21, 2023

#1,944

Besides, I think a clapped out B5 S4 is a superior drivers car with its all time all wheel drive and 3300lb shell

*Slaps roof on car* *Car Riceburners*
2006 Cobalt SS, 380 WHP - Sold Because Old ////// 2015 GTI SE: Stage 1 - Sold because poor ////// 2012 GTI: K04, DSG and tons of mods - Sold because DSG ////// 2016 GTI SE PP: Stage 2 and stuff - Sold because S4>> ////// 2016 Audi Manual S4: Stage 1 - Sold because house /////// 2008 Jetta Wolfsburg and 2007 GLI - Soul sisters forever - sold because R /////// 1987 Fiero - sold because slow ////// MK7 Golf R - DTR6054 Turbo, APR Wiper Delete - sold because DSG ////// B5 S4 with K04's - Sold because B5 problems ////// 2010 Audi S4, Stage 1 - Sold because B8 problems ///////
Current: StAgE TwO Mk5 gTi, Manual, rear wiper delete
The thread where I go from two GTIs to one S4 to two Jettas to one Golf R and a Fiero then to 2 Audi S4's then sell them for a MK5 GTI and a baby - TLDR don't do what I did
SOS!! If you know how to reach Gulfer or JJ-R32, please send them 4000 spam letters about CBD Gummies daily for 5 years until they give us new admins

messrock

Autocross Champion

Mar 21, 2023

#1,945

riceburner said:
Besides, I think a clapped out B5 S4 is a superior drivers car with its all time all wheel drive and 3300lb shell

oddspyke

Autocross Champion

Mar 26, 2023

#1,946

https://carsandbids.com/auctions/30...weekly&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=upcoming

riceburner

Autocross Champion

Mar 26, 2023

#1,947

Brooo that is sick. Oh i would possibly if i had sold a car yet!

*Slaps roof on car* *Car Riceburners*
2006 Cobalt SS, 380 WHP - Sold Because Old ////// 2015 GTI SE: Stage 1 - Sold because poor ////// 2012 GTI: K04, DSG and tons of mods - Sold because DSG ////// 2016 GTI SE PP: Stage 2 and stuff - Sold because S4>> ////// 2016 Audi Manual S4: Stage 1 - Sold because house /////// 2008 Jetta Wolfsburg and 2007 GLI - Soul sisters forever - sold because R /////// 1987 Fiero - sold because slow ////// MK7 Golf R - DTR6054 Turbo, APR Wiper Delete - sold because DSG ////// B5 S4 with K04's - Sold because B5 problems ////// 2010 Audi S4, Stage 1 - Sold because B8 problems ///////
Current: StAgE TwO Mk5 gTi, Manual, rear wiper delete
The thread where I go from two GTIs to one S4 to two Jettas to one Golf R and a Fiero then to 2 Audi S4's then sell them for a MK5 GTI and a baby - TLDR don't do what I did
SOS!! If you know how to reach Gulfer or JJ-R32, please send them 4000 spam letters about CBD Gummies daily for 5 years until they give us new admins

Acadia18

Autocross Champion

Mar 26, 2023

#1,948

Now THAT car needs a front wiper delete. Those bitches sit halfway up the windshield!

How can he see with those things obstructing his view!!

riceburner said:
Brooo that is sick. Oh i would possibly if i had sold a car yet!

I'm going to take a guess that that thing is going to end higher than the combined value of both your Audi's.

Click Here To See If Jay's $100k MK6 Is Running

My thread where I take a 2016 GTI from stock all the way through an EQT Vortex, and bail on it for a 2017 R, then bail on that for a 2019 R
My Datazap with all my logs

riceburner said:
I do hate jews... i'm jewburner

sterkrazzy said:
Cheddar blast that pirate booty.

MonkeyMD said:
So first you go with a tune, then you upgrade to a hybrid. You try out 3 different tunes and create a 10000 post thread. Then as soon as it's perfect, you sell it and get a high mileage R. Then you sell that and get the exact same car but with lower mileage.

oddspyke

Autocross Champion

Mar 26, 2023

#1,949

I don't know how high it'll actually get. I love it, but most of the collector value has been removed because of the body kit and engine swap, even if I see those as positives.

Acadia18

Autocross Champion

Mar 26, 2023

#1,950

oddspyke said:
I don't know how high it'll actually get. I love it, but most of the collector value has been removed because of the body kit and engine swap, even if I see those as positives.

For a purist, sure. But it was done clean, done well, and is in good condition. I think it'll still go for a good price.

Click Here To See If Jay's $100k MK6 Is Running

My thread where I take a 2016 GTI from stock all the way through an EQT Vortex, and bail on it for a 2017 R, then bail on that for a 2019 R
My Datazap with all my logs

riceburner said:
I do hate jews... i'm jewburner

sterkrazzy said:
Cheddar blast that pirate booty.

MonkeyMD said:
So first you go with a tune, then you upgrade to a hybrid. You try out 3 different tunes and create a 10000 post thread. Then as soon as it's perfect, you sell it and get a high mileage R. Then you sell that and get the exact same car but with lower mileage.

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