Off-Topic Chat (#3)

[rblgti]

thats pretty awesome, actually....

Yeah, he was fun quite simply because he didn't seem to have a whole lot of experience, so it came off like he didn't know what he was doing lol I think he was just hella submissive though.

I enjoyed it.

 

[rizzogti]

Those chicken strips from last night are giving me really odd smelling farts. Smells like airing out a tire.

i took a mean dump this morning... i think Gary Coleman was in my toilet...

 

[Zillon]

I have a reply to this but probably shouldnt say it...

Don't hold back on us now.

 

[Shini]

I always love threads like this. 10 out of 10 men on the interweb have gigantic wangs.

Funny how that works out?

Meh...I like a guy's reaction to blowjobs. It's wonderful and makes me happy that something so simple and easy can cheer them up and make them THAT happy.

Like...the last guy I was seeing was so mad that he was ready to quit his job. Seriously. Like...was all super stressed and hating life and all "Why am I doing this it's stupid I hate apr blah blah blah...". One blowjob and he was all relaxed and happy and stopped complaining about his job and we were able to enjoy the rest of the night.

No grammar needed.

Wish the wife understood this magic power she held over me, she rarely wields it

 

[MBorVW]

Meh...I like a guy's reaction to blowjobs. It's wonderful and makes me happy that something so simple and easy can cheer them up and make them THAT happy.

Like...the last guy I was seeing was so mad that he was ready to quit his job. Seriously. Like...was all super stressed and hating life and all "Why am I doing this it's stupid I hate apr blah blah blah...". One blowjob and he was all relaxed and happy and stopped complaining about his job and we were able to enjoy the rest of the night.

No grammar needed.

You are awesome! Now I wonder if you will be the same once/if you get married. I'm tellin' ya it changes ladies.

 

[dubessa]

say it.. this is an open chat

if you have the right angle, and you relax yourself...

then deep throating isnt really that hard.

 

[MBorVW]

I think it's due to getting older and the thrill of the hunt is over once they've secured their man.

 

[The Butcher]

if you have the right angle, and you relax yourself...

then deep throating isnt really that hard.

Pics?

 

[rizzogti]

if you have the right angle, and you relax yourself...

then deep throating isnt really that hard.

idk.. my ex used to gag all the time. like got it a little more than half way then boom, started gagging..

 

[rizzogti]

Pics?

yup, banana pics please.

 

[Shini]

Clicks on OT Chat.

Talking about penises....

Walks away.

It's tagged as the unofficial dong thread...

 

[Shini]

I have a reply to this but probably shouldnt say it...

Say it!

 

[dubessa]

idk.. my ex used to gag all the time. like got it a little more than half way then boom, started gagging..

when the guy is sitting down it's a bit harder. best way is if the guy is standing and the girl is on the knees (obviously). that way everything is more leveled... straight entry.

she probably didn't relax her throat enough. it takes practice. and you cant just expect to shove it right in there right away. usually have to work your way deeper.

 

[JhnR]

I love when it hits the back of the throat...feels right at home

 

[rizzogti]

when the guy is sitting down it's a bit harder. best way is if the guy is standing and the girl is on the knees (obviously). that way everything is more leveled... straight entry.

she probably didn't relax her throat enough. it takes practice. and you cant just expect to shove it right in there right away. usually have to work your way deeper.

yea i know, im telling you she just couldn't do it.. im pretty sure some girls are just gifted in the art of the blowjob. others just can't perform. she also wasn't into swallowing, which is a turn off.