My favorite thing about Facebook is looking at the chicks from high school. Seeing the trendy popular chicks I used to hook up with and the cheerleaders and all that good stuff... and seeing that pretty much every single one has turned chubby into a fat troll! Or very chubby at best (to put it nicely). Totally would not bang anymore!
It's amazing to me, as were all right around turning 30, how many people have gotten big. The old football and basketball payers and stuff with huge beer bellies and double chins. It's like everyone hit college, started drinking even more than we did in highschool and let themselves go.
And don't forget that they still work as servers or bartenders closer to 30 too