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iPanir123

Go Kart Champion
Location
West Hills
He's 10. Go easy on the kid, last week he had his first set of wheels installed and now, he knows it all.

*Gasp*

I too let the water run, but before going in the shower; I have to get in the mood to get wet, maybe I was a cat in my past life..

Who was even talking to you? And, no I didn't get my first wheels installed last week. Just because you blow all your minimum wage money on your car doesn't mean squat. You remind me of those black ladies at the post office that takes their job way too seriously, relax.


:wub: you're welcome.

Just pretend I'm one of the guys and I'm sure your opinion would change

haha I bet. It's okay I have been with my girlfriend for over 2.5 years now, I've seen it all!
 

Rockchops

Go Kart Champion
Location
Philadelphia
I do the opposite and aim for the water with a strong stream so everyone hears me pee :)

I actually do the same, I used to be very shy about it and then something clicked and I had to show off my manly Niagara falls to anyone within earshot.
 

oehawks3

Ready to race!
Location
Olathe, Kansas
I hate pooping next to other people pooping. I don't want to hear any of your business. If I'm in the stall and someone comes into the one next to me, I either plug my ears as hard as I can, or hurry up and gtfo.
 

iPanir123

Go Kart Champion
Location
West Hills
I hate pooping next to other people pooping. I don't want to hear any of your business. If I'm in the stall and someone comes into the one next to me, I either plug my ears as hard as I can, or hurry up and gtfo.

hahaha same! pooping in public bathrooms is the worsee!! one time somebody came next to me and started exploding and I wouldn't stop cracking up...extremely awkward

on the contrary, I have a friend who purposely makes conversations with people next to him when he's pooping in public lol
 

oehawks3

Ready to race!
Location
Olathe, Kansas
hahaha same! pooping in public bathrooms is the worsee!! one time somebody came next to me and started exploding and I wouldn't stop cracking up...extremely awkward

on the contrary, I have a friend who purposely makes conversations with people next to him when he's pooping in public lol

That's whack. I don't laugh, I just get grossed out. Wish I could just carry around headphones for when I poop in public.
 

JDM713

Go Kart Champion
Location
Sacramento
I think a grown man saying the word pee is one of the gayest things ever

 

Shoot_out

Ready to race!
Location
East Iowa
That sucks bro. I was in an accident almost 2 years ago. I was stopped waiting for like 8 deer to get out of the road and a middle aged women slammed into the back of my M3 pushed into and around the car in front of me I ended up in the middle of the street lying on the double yellow lines with my shoes still on the pedals in my car. No cosmetic damage to me but I had my L5 / S1 lumbar fused and get to live the rest of my life with moderate to sever low back pain. Lady that hit me told the cops she spilt coffee and never saw us stopped she hit full speed never even touched the brakes at 50 - 55mph.

I feel that feel bro.
I was about two days from losing my job. I just doubled up on Vicodin and went anyways.


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GTIJenn1

Go Kart Champion
Location
STL
Saaaame. Not gonna lie but I've gotten myself off to them before. That may have been too much...


To change the tone of this post: I usually turn on the sink when I use the washroom. Started this habit when I was young because I didn't want people to hear me tinkle. And when doing serious business, I usually have to have my cell phone with me. Used to be a magazine. Or even the back of a shampoo bottle. I find I need to be distracted or it just won't happen :(

also, on the topic of pee. I can't pop a squat outside like some girls do when desperate. I'm too afraid it'll get everywhere.

YES!!! All of this is me. I seriously read everything in the bathroom.

Also....I lady fap. Not often. Not typically. But I do it. It's hard to do me better than i can do me. Zero. Fucks. Given.
 

Do Work Son

Go Kart Champion
Location
Northern VA
Dem's fightin' words, miss.
 
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