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Shini

Go Kart Champion
Location
Lubbock, TX
That sucks bro. I was in an accident almost 2 years ago. I was stopped waiting for like 8 deer to get out of the road and a middle aged women slammed into the back of my M3 pushed into and around the car in front of me I ended up in the middle of the street lying on the double yellow lines with my shoes still on the pedals in my car. No cosmetic damage to me but I had my L5 / S1 lumbar fused and get to live the rest of my life with moderate to sever low back pain. Lady that hit me told the cops she spilt coffee and never saw us stopped she hit full speed never even touched the brakes at 50 - 55mph.

This happned to me as well, sitting at a light, hit by a camry going full speed 45 mph, bumped me into the car infront of me, her into the car in front of her, and him barely tapping the guy infront of him.

I walked away without injury, was only 16, so y'know, still young and body still indestructable lol...I have had some weird back muscle spasms that hurt like hell, but my doc said it's from my bad posture from sitting at desks at school all day.

Hopefully I don't have anything horribly wrong happen to me later in life :(

Feel for you though, it SUCKED having that happen. Neck as a bit sore for a few days...Counting myself lucky after reading some of your stories!
 

greasyginzo

Go Kart Champion
Location
North Jersey
This happned to me as well, sitting at a light, hit by a camry going full speed 45 mph, bumped me into the car infront of me, her into the car in front of her, and him barely tapping the guy infront of him.

I walked away without injury, was only 16, so y'know, still young and body still indestructable lol...I have had some weird back muscle spasms that hurt like hell, but my doc said it's from my bad posture from sitting at desks at school all day.

Hopefully I don't have anything horribly wrong happen to me later in life :(

Feel for you though, it SUCKED having that happen. Neck as a bit sore for a few days...Counting myself lucky after reading some of your stories!

My muscles were so sore afterwards I couldn't sit up from laying down without help for 2 weeks no joke. I had to wake my wife up in the middle of the night if I had to go to the bathroom or reposition myself. It was like I worked every muscle in my body to failure everyday at the gym is the best way to describe it.

I also lost my job as a result of the accident.
 

dubessa

Go Kart Champion
Location
Inside an Igloo
I have an affinity for boobs. .

Saaaame. Not gonna lie but I've gotten myself off to them before. That may have been too much...


To change the tone of this post: I usually turn on the sink when I use the washroom. Started this habit when I was young because I didn't want people to hear me tinkle. And when doing serious business, I usually have to have my cell phone with me. Used to be a magazine. Or even the back of a shampoo bottle. I find I need to be distracted or it just won't happen :(

also, on the topic of pee. I can't pop a squat outside like some girls do when desperate. I'm too afraid it'll get everywhere.
 

iPanir123

Go Kart Champion
Location
West Hills
Saaaame. Not gonna lie but I've gotten myself off to them before. That may have been too much...


To change the tone of this post: I usually turn on the sink when I use the washroom. Started this habit when I was young because I didn't want people to hear me tinkle. And when doing serious business, I usually have to have my cell phone with me. Used to be a magazine. Or even the back of a shampoo bottle. I find I need to be distracted or it just won't happen :(

also, on the topic of pee. I can't pop a squat outside like some girls do when desperate. I'm too afraid it'll get everywhere.

ew.
 

Do Work Son

Go Kart Champion
Location
Northern VA
Saaaame. Not gonna lie but I've gotten myself off to them before. That may have been too much...


To change the tone of this post: I usually turn on the sink when I use the washroom. Started this habit when I was young because I didn't want people to hear me tinkle. And when doing serious business, I usually have to have my cell phone with me. Used to be a magazine. Or even the back of a shampoo bottle. I find I need to be distracted or it just won't happen :(

also, on the topic of pee. I can't pop a squat outside like some girls do when desperate. I'm too afraid it'll get everywhere.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 

Do Work Son

Go Kart Champion
Location
Northern VA
My muscles were so sore afterwards I couldn't sit up from laying down without help for 2 weeks no joke. I had to wake my wife up in the middle of the night if I had to go to the bathroom or reposition myself. It was like I worked every muscle in my body to failure everyday at the gym is the best way to describe it.

I also lost my job as a result of the accident.

Wait you didn't get disability?
 

iPanir123

Go Kart Champion
Location
West Hills
Saaaame. Not gonna lie but I've gotten myself off to them before. That may have been too much...


To change the tone of this post: I usually turn on the sink when I use the washroom. Started this habit when I was young because I didn't want people to hear me tinkle. And when doing serious business, I usually have to have my cell phone with me. Used to be a magazine. Or even the back of a shampoo bottle. I find I need to be distracted or it just won't happen :(

also, on the topic of pee. I can't pop a squat outside like some girls do when desperate. I'm too afraid it'll get everywhere.

Lol what's so ew

So much detail! lawlz
 

Rockchops

Go Kart Champion
Location
Philadelphia
Saaaame. Not gonna lie but I've gotten myself off to them before. That may have been too much...


To change the tone of this post: I usually turn on the sink when I use the washroom. Started this habit when I was young because I didn't want people to hear me tinkle. And when doing serious business, I usually have to have my cell phone with me. Used to be a magazine. Or even the back of a shampoo bottle. I find I need to be distracted or it just won't happen :(

also, on the topic of pee. I can't pop a squat outside like some girls do when desperate. I'm too afraid it'll get everywhere.

The worst is my office bathroom, there's one stall and one urinal, both in very close quarters. You know who is peeing or pooping using the other device, clearly along with their habits.

I work with 15 other people and you can tell who is taking a shit by their shoes (not that I've looked...no ok I see the shoes). The worst is when the stench is outrageous and they come back in like nothing ever happened.

So this week we had a new guy start -- great guy, getting a handle on the ropes and such. I had the 4.95 chinese special for lunch (not as bad as it sounds, first bad experience) and had epic shits afterwards. We're talking Fukushima level. I'm in the stall and I hear the door to the bathroom open and see the new guy's shoes shuffle under the stall wall (uh oh) to the urinal next to me. It went without incident, no weird gushing or plopping sounds but still an awfully bad stench. I finish up my business and go back into the office. One of the girls comes in maybe 2-3min after me. "Oh god, it smells like sewage in the hallway, what the fuck is going on?" I cower at my desk. The new guy starts smirking. God damn it. SUCH A GOOD START TOO. One of the other girls, "maybe its backed up like it did in the winter". "Oh, that might be it, they're doing work outside." SAVED! But that new guy. :thumbdown:

Yeah thats about as far as I'll go into confessionals. I also love Cadillac XLRs and Pontiac G8s and I might buy either.
 
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