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GTIfan99

Autocross Champion
Location
FL
wont be going there tomorrow, just checked out what stops im gonna have

rip
Dude, swap with whoever is doing that stop.

Or make an extra stop there anyway and act like you didn't know the person already stopped there. Get creative.

Or just make up a reason you need to go there look for a part for a "buddy's car you're helping fix".

Come on, you even want her to torque your nuts?
 
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jay745

What Would Glenn Danzig Do
Location
Slightly Outside Chicago
Car(s)
Mk6 racecar, Tacoma
Dude, swap with whoever is doing that stop.

Or make an extra stop there anyway and act like you didn't know the person already stopped their. Get creative.

Or just make up a reason you need to go there look for a part for a "buddy's car you're helping fix".

Come on, you even want her to torque your nuts?
Or just show up with the sole reason of asking her out... Would make a better impression but what do I know, I'm just some nerd on the Internet
 

mwoodski

Autocross Champion
Location
Not Fancy CT, USA
Car(s)
17 Golf SW 4mo
Dude, swap with whoever is doing that stop.

Or make an extra stop there anyway and act like you didn't know the person already stopped their. Get creative.

Or just make up a reason you need to go there look for a part for a "buddy's car you're helping fix".

Come on, you even want her to torque your nuts?
there's only one parts driver, thats why when he's out i run the van lol
 

riceburner

Autocross Champion
Location
nice try PPNT
Car(s)
MK5 Best GTI
YASSSS!
 

mwoodski

Autocross Champion
Location
Not Fancy CT, USA
Car(s)
17 Golf SW 4mo
considering my shift is 730-530, yes.

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Daks

Autocross Champion
Location
Toronto
Car(s)
GTI PP
Here is what you do. It's very simple:

Go out and buy an EZ bar with some weights on it. Whatever you can do for 6 reps, for two handed bicep curls. Start doing sets of 4, for 6 reps. Rest three minutes in-between sets. Do this for a month, straight. Like you were in prison. It will teach you discipline. You're going to get some guns on you, you'll feel good. Name them: the marines and the fifty first airborne.
Shave.
Purchase good face cream and apply it every night before bed: https://www.loccitane.com/en-ca/immortelle-divine-cream-27DC050I23.html

  1. Start at the base: purchase yourself quality underwear: https://www.mesdessous.fr/en/eminencebriefs/537-13680-eminence-Briefs-classic-108-by-108-pack-of-2-3106433031332.html#/33-colors-white/71-french_size-t3_m_/240-référence_couleur-1/327-picto_couleur-3_white
  2. Get a nice polo t-shirt, slim fit. Aquamarine in colour. Lift up the sleeves just a bit, right where the deltoid ends.
  3. Purchase a nice set of jeans: https://www.paige.com/p/federal--m655521-4010. High quality denim speaks volumes.
  4. Do your hair properly, go and pay $60 for a haircut, at a salon.
  5. Put on nice perfume, not eu du toilete; eu du parfum. Something a little sweet. Chanel Bleu is a classic: https://www.chanel.com/ca-en/fragrance/p/107180/bleu-de-chanel-parfum-spray/; you'll smell like a guy that knows how to fuck really well: good cardio, blood flow, pulling hair, choking, spitting, and of course anal.
Pull up right in front of the store so that she can see your fly whip. Right in front though - on the sidewalk. Unless it's got a big curb, then don't, you'll mess up your wheels. Walk in and immediately look at her in the eyes. But don't be weird about it, you don't want to remind her of her uncle. As your eyes lock, smirk. Skip the line and walk right up to her. No one will give you shit, look at your biceps. Hit her with these magic words "Hey baby, have you ever had your asshole licked by a guy in an aquamarine shirt?". Done deal. You'll be in the "employees only" toilet eating her ass like it was, well, ass.

If that doesn't work out, go out to any bar in town, dressed like that, with those biceps, fresh cut and the smell of a successful Persian guy, you're bound to get laid.
 
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Acadia18

Autocross Champion
Location
The Greater Boston Metropolitan Area
Car(s)
2019 Golf R
Here is what you do. It's very simple:

Go out and buy an EZ bar with some weights on it. Whatever you can do for 6 reps, for two handed bicep curls. Start doing sets of 4, for 6 reps. Rest three minutes in-between sets. Do this for a month, straight. Like you were in prison. It will teach you discipline. You're going to get some guns on you, you'll feel good. Name them: the marines and the fifty first airborne.
Shave.
Purchase good face cream and apply it every night before bed: https://www.loccitane.com/en-ca/immortelle-divine-cream-27DC050I23.html

  1. Start at the base: purchase yourself quality underwear: https://www.mesdessous.fr/en/eminencebriefs/537-13680-eminence-Briefs-classic-108-by-108-pack-of-2-3106433031332.html#/33-colors-white/71-french_size-t3_m_/240-référence_couleur-1/327-picto_couleur-3_white
  2. Get a nice polo t-shirt, slim fit. Aquamarine in colour. Lift up the sleeves just a bit, right where the deltoid ends.
  3. Purchase a nice set of jeans: https://www.paige.com/p/federal--m655521-4010. High quality denim speaks volumes.
  4. Do your hair properly, go and pay $60 for a haircut, at a salon.
  5. Put on nice perfume, not eu du toilete; eu du parfum. Something a little sweet. Chanel Bleu is a classic: https://www.chanel.com/ca-en/fragrance/p/107180/bleu-de-chanel-parfum-spray/; you'll smell like a guy that knows how to fuck really well: good cardio, blood flow, pulling hair, choking, spitting, and of course anal.
Pull up right in front of the store so that she can see your fly whip. Right in front though - on the sidewalk. Unless it's got a big curb, then don't, you'll mess up your wheels. Walk in and immediately look at her in the eyes. But don't be weird about it, you don't want to remind her of her uncle. As your eyes lock, smirk. Skip the line and walk right up to her. No one will give you shit, look at your biceps. Hit her with these magic words "Hey baby, have you ever had your asshole licked by a guy in an aquamarine shirt?". Done deal. You'll be in the "employees" only toilet eating her ass like it was, well, ass.

If that doesn't work out, go out to any bar in town, dressed like that, with those biceps, fresh cut and the smell of a successful Persian guy, you're bound to get laid.

I'm ready to have your babies just from reading that.
 

dtfd

Autocross Champion
Location
Massachusetts
Car(s)
MK7.5 GTI
Here is what you do. It's very simple:

Go out and buy an EZ bar with some weights on it. Whatever you can do for 6 reps, for two handed bicep curls. Start doing sets of 4, for 6 reps. Rest three minutes in-between sets. Do this for a month, straight. Like you were in prison. It will teach you discipline. You're going to get some guns on you, you'll feel good. Name them: the marines and the fifty first airborne.
Shave.
Purchase good face cream and apply it every night before bed: https://www.loccitane.com/en-ca/immortelle-divine-cream-27DC050I23.html

  1. Start at the base: purchase yourself quality underwear: https://www.mesdessous.fr/en/eminencebriefs/537-13680-eminence-Briefs-classic-108-by-108-pack-of-2-3106433031332.html#/33-colors-white/71-french_size-t3_m_/240-référence_couleur-1/327-picto_couleur-3_white
  2. Get a nice polo t-shirt, slim fit. Aquamarine in colour. Lift up the sleeves just a bit, right where the deltoid ends.
  3. Purchase a nice set of jeans: https://www.paige.com/p/federal--m655521-4010. High quality denim speaks volumes.
  4. Do your hair properly, go and pay $60 for a haircut, at a salon.
  5. Put on nice perfume, not eu du toilete; eu du parfum. Something a little sweet. Chanel Bleu is a classic: https://www.chanel.com/ca-en/fragrance/p/107180/bleu-de-chanel-parfum-spray/; you'll smell like a guy that knows how to fuck really well: good cardio, blood flow, pulling hair, choking, spitting, and of course anal.
Pull up right in front of the store so that she can see your fly whip. Right in front though - on the sidewalk. Unless it's got a big curb, then don't, you'll mess up your wheels. Walk in and immediately look at her in the eyes. But don't be weird about it, you don't want to remind her of her uncle. As your eyes lock, smirk. Skip the line and walk right up to her. No one will give you shit, look at your biceps. Hit her with these magic words "Hey baby, have you ever had your asshole licked by a guy in an aquamarine shirt?". Done deal. You'll be in the "employees only" toilet eating her ass like it was, well, ass.

If that doesn't work out, go out to any bar in town, dressed like that, with those biceps, fresh cut and the smell of a successful Persian guy, you're bound to get laid.
She might see through the ruse........

he doesn't have a white BMW.
 
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