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CSB3: Sauna Moms Have Got It Goin On

aspro_gti

Autocross Champion
Location
Austin, TX
Car(s)
2012 K04 GTI
Aren't all professionals boxing matches money grabs?
Money grab = boring overhyped fight that makes bank
Not money grab = exciting fight that isn't just about hype and views
 

GTIfan99

Autocross Champion
Location
FL
Money grab = boring overhyped fight that makes bank
Not money grab = exciting fight that isn't just about hype and views
So they don't get millions to fight in exciting fights? Only boring ones? That's stupid. Why would they even bother fighting?
 

GTIfan99

Autocross Champion
Location
FL
Lol I just read they made special rules for this fight which is so lame. 14oz gloves vs standard 10 which is typical for a heavyweight fight. They're basically having a pillow fight. There's not going to be any knock outs. Less rounds, and 2 min rounds instead of 3.

This is a publicity stunt, not a fight.
So which of them would you fight?
 

riceburner

Autocross Champion
Location
nice try PPNT
Car(s)
MK1 Tiguan
fight me

CSB3: Whats Lamer Than An Overhyped Fight? Fighting About An Overhyped Fight​

 

jay745

What Would Glenn Danzig Do
Location
Slightly Outside Chicago
Car(s)
Mk6 racecar, Tacoma
So which of them would you fight?
What the fuck did you just say about Tysonfan99, you little punk? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in military nursing school, I’ve been involved in numerous medical evacuations, and I’ve stitched up more combat injuries than you could even imagine. I am trained in combat triage, and I’m the top medic in the entire armed forces. You think you can criticize Tyson after what I’ve seen? Think again, kiddo.
As we speak, I’m prepping IV bags and syringes with pinpoint precision, making me the ultimate expert in high-stress situations. You might think you’re tough talking down on Tyson from behind your screen, but I’ll let you know I’ve dealt with patients ten times tougher than you could ever be. In fact, while you were watching a fight, I was in the OR with nothing but an adrenaline shot and sheer skill keeping my patient alive.
If you had any idea what real life-or-death action looked like, you’d be begging for a second to scrub in with me. But you don’t. You don’t know what it’s like to administer CPR under enemy fire, to rush a patient into surgery when every second counts. Tyson? He’s seen action, just like me, and he doesn’t have time for punks like you.
I’ve saved lives in the field, I’ve mended shattered bones, I’ve stabilized patients on the edge. So next time you think you’re tough enough to criticize someone who’s actually been through it, remember: I’m just a nurse, but I’ve got the skills to shut down wannabe critics like you with one hand wrapped around a tourniquet.
 

GTIfan99

Autocross Champion
Location
FL
They do get a lot of money, but the promoters and organizers focus on putting on a good fight instead of on hyping up the event like crazy
That makes sense. Everyone knows promoters are in it for the integrity of the sport, not the millions of dollars at stake.
 

Acadia18

Autocross Champion
Location
dang
Car(s)
yo

Acadia18

Autocross Champion
Location
dang
Car(s)
yo
Someone remind me tomorrow to create the 2024 Secret Santa thread
 

Nineeightyone

Autocross Champion
Location
Pennsylvania
Car(s)
Scooty Puff Jr
Someone remind me tomorrow to create the 2024 Secret Santa thread
do it

pusey

e: also tag me because like aerosmith, I don't wanna miss a thing. Also showerthought, calling someone 'steven tyler lookin ass' is offensive to all genders and I find it hilarious
 

riceburner

Autocross Champion
Location
nice try PPNT
Car(s)
MK1 Tiguan
'mornin!
 
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