CSB3: Riceburner Excited To Announce His New Prince Albert After Paying $3 To Jay For The Procedure

[mwoodski]

Go punch a rich kid

WWGDD

 

[jay745]

I got a 4.5% raise and 5% bonus a few minutes ago. It's not the million dollars I was hoping for

 

[GolNat]

We were maxed at 4% this year. Got it at the start of the new year.

 

[Nineeightyone]

We did reviews but I won't actually get to know anything regarding a raise or real numbers until like May at the latest... which is kind of a bummer BUT there's rumblings about possibly getting a promotion to Senior level which would be super rad. Very unofficial/off the record information at the moment but it sounds promising

 

[Acadia18]

My raise was almost 5%, bonus right around 2%.

Which honestly both are better than I expected. I was expecting the 2% raise and no bonus.

 

[JC_451]

Probably would be his 5th today

Only if they called and asked stupid maintenance questions first.

 

[JC_451]

We did reviews but I won't actually get to know anything regarding a raise or real numbers until like May at the latest... which is kind of a bummer BUT there's rumblings about possibly getting a promotion to Senior level which would be super rad. Very unofficial/off the record information at the moment but it sounds promising

I now get reviewed at the beginning of the year but my salary only changes on the date I was last promoted.

Gotta wait til June to find out that exemplary gets the same amount as satisfactory

 

[JC_451]

My raise was almost 5%, bonus right around 2%.

Which honestly both are better than I expected. I was expecting the 2% raise and no bonus.

5% is really generous these days unless you're some kind of rain maker.

I work with a ton of people who are capped on salary by their position so they don't even get a cost of living adjustment.

 

[JC_451]

#23,889

 

[jay745]

The non rain makers at my place are all getting 2.7% and no bonus. It's enough to buy them a sandwich at the end of a week

 

[Acadia18]

5% is really generous these days unless you're some kind of rain maker.

I work with a ton of people who are capped on salary by their position so they don't even get a cost of living adjustment.

 

[riceburner]

this needs to be added to the copy/pasta list.

in fairness also "Kill the Poor"

your wish is my command

 

[Strange Mud]

cant believe I wasted it on that.....

 

[GTIfan99]

Wait, you guys get paid?

 

[GTIfan99]

The non rain makers at my place are all getting 2.7% and no bonus. It's enough to buy them a sandwich at the end of a week

You get two sammies. Noice.

I'm holding out for a pizza party.