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CSB3: Old Men Discuss Walking Shoes - Forum Decides To Get Matching Crocs

cb1111

Newbie
Location
Virginia, USA
Along with all the bots that join Nextdoor to sell crypto to the boomers.
The stupidity of people is just amazing. One woman wants to give away a ziplock bag of cereal that her kids didn't like, one guy is looking for a babysitter tonight and two bots are asking for recommendations for coffee shops.

This ain't Mr. Roger's neighborhood.

Sure, I'll take an open bag of cereal from a stranger and I'll be happy to let some stranger watch my brats AND have the run of the house.

After that, I'll tell the bot about coffee shops and wait for "her" to sell me a great deal on crypto.
Just for my weekly grins, I logged into the local Nextdoor and see this:

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WTF? These people have no clue what they are doing?
 

DIB's

Go Kart Champion
Location
Tally
Car(s)
'21 DIB GTI SE MK7.5

GolNat

Autocross Champion
Location
Delaware
Car(s)
13 GTI & 98 Prelude
god DAMMIT

I routinely bite my tongue, lip or cheek while eating, which always creates a hell of a next week, usually days ~4-7 fucking SUCK and finally it gets better for seemingly no reason, leading me to find joy that i just can't explain.

well, i bit my lip a week ago, and it still sucks, and guess what i just did? re-bit the fuck out of it. was i eating? no. was i chewing gum? no. Why did I bite in then? Fuck if i know! My mouth just inadvertently decided its time to clomp down for some reason! I could have punched a hole through a brick wall.

why, WHY are my cheeks and lips so much bulkier than my teeth? or, why are my teeth too big for my mouth? or, why is my mouth lacking spatial awareness? am i just fucking stupid? i swear around once a month i bit my tongue, cheek or lip somehow. 9 times out of 10 i go through ^^^^, 1 time out of 10 maybe i lucked out and it doesn't get that bad. but most of the time, being that my teeth bit wherever it was in the first place, that means that for the next week, there is constant friction in that area, especially as it swells. and of course my dumb ass is always playing with the resulting sore because i'm a barely over-evolved monkey.

take a moment and appreciate the current fact that you aren't nursing one of lifes stupidest injuries and that talking, eating, drinking, smiling, or doing pretty much anything that involves even moving your face doesn't hurt like shit.

It is annoying AF and like a finger cut a constant reminder with everything you do.

How is your dental situation? Dentist might be a good place to start.
 

riceburner

Autocross Champion
Location
nice try PPNT
Car(s)
MK1 Tiguan
just got my w2, just cleared 100k for my first time ever! And yet, i've never felt so poor :ROFLMAO:
 

riceburner

Autocross Champion
Location
nice try PPNT
Car(s)
MK1 Tiguan
It is annoying AF and like a finger cut a constant reminder with everything you do.

How is your dental situation? Dentist might be a good place to start.
yes, in general my dentistry history is deplorable. i did have braces as a kid and had my wisdom's removed.
 

Acadia18

Autocross Champion
Location
dang
Car(s)
yo
just got my w2, just cleared 100k for my first time ever! And yet, i've never felt so poor :ROFLMAO:

Kids will do that.

Know what the solution is?

Have another one!

Lloyd rule
 

riceburner

Autocross Champion
Location
nice try PPNT
Car(s)
MK1 Tiguan

Acadia18

Autocross Champion
Location
dang
Car(s)
yo
I will forever regret not getting a brand new urano gray rabbit for ~23k when i had the chance UGH

You would have sold it in 2020 anyway...
 

mwoodski

Autocross Champion
Location
Not Fancy CT, USA
Car(s)
17 Golf SW 4mo
internet has been out at home since about 130a last night after some drunk idiot in an infiniti coupe took out a power pole and destroyed the local minty v40 owned by a old lady.

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the volvo was parked in the little driveway turnout you see on the bottom right of the second image.

mind you it was hit AFTER the infiniti went through a power pole
 

Strange Mud

Autocross Champion
Location
Small Town CT
Car(s)
Assorted
More fun than mine. This AM we skipped hike cause park was glaze ice....main roads were ok and they treated the sides. Storm 4-8 predicted tonight. Made sure plow and snowblower were running and moved cars around. I learned to put Taco in garage and GTI outside behind plow. It's easier to clean GTI off when I get home than have to clean Taco before work. Lunch break then back to working garage for a few more hrs.

Made tofu Florentine last night...yum
I have chicken legs marinating for tonight. Oven fried with roasted garlic taters and Brussel sprouts in a balsamic glaze.

We did go on a date friday to a cartoon/toy museum that was real good.

Barker Animation in Cheshire...well worth a visit
 
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