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[mwoodski]

this is rhode island p izza

 

[Acadia18]

this is rhode island p izza

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It is.

And it is an absolute abomination.

I love Rhode Island. But if there's one thing that makes me ashamed of this state, it's fucking Rhode Island Party Pizza.

Fucking cold dough and sauce.

Shit can go right in the trash.

 

[sterkrazzy]

I don't even know the last time I had a cheese pizza.

 

[mwoodski]

 

[Acadia18]

i was combining the hot dog and pizza smh

 

[mwoodski]

one thing that really pisses me off is when a pizzeria says they do a meatball pizza and then you just get like balled up hamburger meat on it.

like gimme those slices of meatball on that sumbitch

 

[oddspyke]

None of these compares to the abomination that is the CT steamed burger. Louis Lunch should be burned to the ground and forgotten forever. Steamed ground beef between white bread slices? It's every bit as bland as you'd imagine and the whole restaurant smells like funk.

 

[Acadia18]

https://www.providencejournal.com/s...what-it-is-and-where-to-get-some/69837876007/

Fuck that shit.

It must be because I'm not a native Rhode Islander. I emigrated here 20 years ago. And since I married a local native, I'm now stuck here for life. Because for people born in Rhode Island, anything more than 15 minutes away is "too far".

 

[dtfd]

Someone get an Italian to get off the Vespa forum and come here to talk to us about real pizza!

Just like fucking normal ass pizza from any local pizzeria. The kind of pizza Dominos or Papa Johns is based off of, except not shitty "fast food" pizza. Not super thin crust fold a large slice in half New York style, or deep dish lasagna Chicago style. Just normal fuckin' pizza.

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I would say there's no such thing as bad pizza, but Altoona is really trying to challenge that

 

[Acadia18]

None of these compares to the abomination that is the CT steamed burger. Louis Lunch should be burned to the ground and forgotten forever. Steamed ground beef between white bread slices? It's every bit as bland as you'd imagine and the whole restaurant smells like funk.

 

[oddspyke]

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Oh, I wish I had a picture of my homemade version of this. I made a chili cheese Coney version. Cincinnati chili for sauce, shredded cheddar cheese, little smokies, and sprinkled diced raw onions on top.

 

[mwoodski]

one thing that really pisses me off is when a pizzeria says they do a meatball pizza and then you just get like balled up hamburger meat on it.

like gimme those slices of meatball on that sumbitch

 

[mwoodski]

None of these compares to the abomination that is the CT steamed burger. Louis Lunch should be burned to the ground and forgotten forever. Steamed ground beef between white bread slices? It's every bit as bland as you'd imagine and the whole restaurant smells like funk.

YES

louies and fuckin teds

 

[torga]

I would say there's no such thing as bad pizza, but Altoona is really trying to challenge that

the american cheese is what puts it over the edge. salami and peppers? sure, those are welcome at the party. american fuckin cheese on a pizza, though? horrendous

 

[Salami]

Because for people born in Rhode Island, anything more than 15 minutes away is "too far".

Because anything more than 15 minutes in any direction puts you in two different states or the ocean