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CSB3: Forum Bros Polush Knobs With Wild Gen Z Contraption

sterkrazzy

Autocross Champion
Location
United States
Car(s)
Turbo. Blue.
I'm prepared.
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Acadia18

Autocross Champion
Location
dang
Car(s)
yo
Where's Her Majesty's life preserver?
 

toothofwar

Autocross Champion
Location
KY
Car(s)
2018 Golf R
But is it turbo blue?
 

Acadia18

Autocross Champion
Location
dang
Car(s)
yo
Lame ass yee yee blue
 

aspro_gti

Autocross Champion
Location
Austin, TX
Car(s)
2012 K04 GTI
@jay745 Hattie B's was good - 7.5/10. The medium hot chicken was gas, the mild was mid. I didn't get a chance to try the hotter chicken. Mac was ok, bacon grits were mid (not a grits guy so take with grain of salt).
 

jay745

What Would Glenn Danzig Do
Location
Slightly Outside Chicago
Car(s)
Mk6 racecar, Tacoma
@jay745 Hattie B's was good - 7.5/10. The medium hot chicken was gas, the mild was mid. I didn't get a chance to try the hotter chicken. Mac was ok, bacon grits were mid (not a grits guy so take with grain of salt).
Breh holy n00b get the hottest they have available fuck. I'm so pissed you did it wrong fuck fuck fuck

What the heck did you just say about my MK6 GTI, you little poser? I'll have you know I just installed a real racecar radiator in my ride, and I’ve been modding VWs since you were still googling how to parallel park. I’m from Austin, Texas, home of BBQ and bad traffic, and I’ve spent more hours working on my car than you’ve spent awake. I am a precision-driving machine, and I’ve got the track days to prove it. You think your stock ride can hang with me? Think again, buddy.

I’ve taken this GTI to Circuit of the Americas, hit apexes you couldn't dream of, and redlined through roads that’d make your suspension cry for mercy. That racecar radiator? Yeah, it means I can lap you in 100-degree Texas heat without my engine even breaking a sweat. My 6MT shifts faster than you can finish a sentence, and the moment I hit boost, it's over for you.

Not only am I deep in the local car scene, but I’ve also got connections at every shop in town. You think you know about tuning? Please, I’ve forgotten more about boost pressure than you’ll ever know. And if you ever show up at a meet trying to talk smack, I’ll roast you harder than Franklin’s BBQ.

You’re lucky we’re just talking right now. If this were the highway outside of Austin, you’d be nothing more than a dot in my rearview mirror.
 
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