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Saabingti

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Kinda funny that someone named a project management philosophy "Scrum" ... when a scrum involves the front 3 guys butting heads with 3 other guys, and the other 10 guys in a scrum are sticking their heads between each other's asses.



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riceburner

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riceburner

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confirmed @jay745 is a scrum master
i think i was declared a scrum master at work

"Scrum is an Agile project management methodology involving a small team led by a Scrum master, whose main job is to remove all obstacles to getting work done. Work is done in short cycles called sprints, and the team meets daily to discuss current tasks and any roadblocks that need clearing. Scrum is a method for managing projects that allows for rapid development and testing, especially within a small team."
 

mrmatto

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Fuck. Agile.

Mainly because most companies that implement it either only implement it in some teams which doesn't work great, or basically insist on still doing waterfall but calling it agile and hamstringing it because the word agile impresses the higher-ups.

We're SAFe Agile where I work and it's pretty ridic. It also fits poorly with UX design work.
 

GTIfan99

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Kinda funny that someone named a project management philosophy "Scrum" ... when a scrum involves the front 3 guys butting heads with 3 other guys, and the other 10 guys in a scrum are sticking their heads between each other's asses.



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Literally the same thing as every scrum ever.
 

toothofwar

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Not to be confused with a scrub


Scrub

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Acadia18

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Nothing homo about prostate exams.

Gotta make sure the forum bros are healthy.
 
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