CSB3: Admins Don't Even Change Thread Titles, OP Doesn't Have A MKX Anymore

[mrmatto]

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"I take the program status from the people doing the work and deliver it to the people who asked for the work. I have people skills! I deal with the god damn devs so the stakeholders don't have to!"

 

[jay745]

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"I take the program status from the people doing the work and deliver it to the people who asked for the work. I have people skills! I deal with the god damn devs so the stakeholders don't have to!"

Funny. Sounds like we all have roughly the same jobs just with different titles

 

[mrmatto]

Managers gonna Manage

 

[Acadia18]

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With any luck, shitpost on the forums all day.

 

[Acadia18]

• Build and lead multiple concurrent project plans for software development projects of various levels of scope and complexity.
• Maintain the yearly roadmap.
• Partner with the team to define the strategic vision for each program/project and align the program goals with organization objectives and long-term goals.
• Act as Product Owner for internal products.
• Estimate future work and continuously improve estimation process to improve accuracy.
• Coordinate multiple partners needs with production schedules. Track progress, supervise achievements, and ensure timely delivery.
• Communicate project status to peers and leadership.
• Coordinate and lead teams' Monthly Programs Reviews, Annual Planning activities and Weekly Business Reviews.
• Create a partner focused development cycle to inform and build relationships across the business.
• Work with external vendors to review and implement the best new technology options for the team and then work with internal business partners to implement them.
• Work with management to ensure that monthly/yearly costs for programs and products stay within budget.

 

[Acadia18]

 

[Acadia18]

But hey. It's with a company that embraced remote work, vs. my current job that completely ignored employee sentiment and forced return to office. So it they want to pay me more money and the ability to stay remote, I'll take it.

 

[mrmatto]

damn we really do all have the same jobs with different titles

 

[GolNat]

Sounds like too much computer and email

 

[messrock]

My wife wanted to try jets pizza last night. She ordered it and a side of ranch. The inbred morons put ranch as the base sauce of the pizza instead and I didn't notice. Almost puked

Then they gave me attitude when I called them and asked them to remake it

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That’s the downside of online ordering.

Also - in some parts of Maine a white pizza means Mayo base sauce, so there’s your answer

 

[Salami]

Also - in some parts of Maine a white pizza means Mayo base sauce, so there’s your answer

That is so fucked up. Must be Canadians.

 

[GTIfan99]

My wife wanted to try jets pizza last night. She ordered it and a side of ranch. The inbred morons put ranch as the base sauce of the pizza instead and I didn't notice. Almost puked

Then they gave me attitude when I called them and asked them to remake it

-30/10

Who puts ranch on lasagna? Ewwwe

 

[GolNat]

Those parts of Maine are fucked up.

A white pizza is one with ricotta as the sauce.

 

[aspro_gti]

Who puts ranch on anything? Ewwwe

I think Ranch is mid honestly.
Blue cheese with my wings, no ranch on anything else.
Hate me all you want.

 

[riceburner]

Not a ranch guy

Got to ride in a ~500 or so horsepower 7r today. That was fun!