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CSB2: Forum n00b Solutions Inside: Did You Try Sticking Your D*ck In It?

riceburner

Autocross Champion
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Nice Try, PPNT!
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B5 S4, B8 S4
Indeed the boost weather is nice lately! Intercooler schmintercooler
 

sterkrazzy

Autocross Champion
Location
United States
Car(s)
2018 R
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GTIfan99

Autocross Champion
Location
FL

sterkrazzy

Autocross Champion
Location
United States
Car(s)
2018 R
All aboard the water and toilet paper train.

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JC_451

Autocross Champion
Location
NJ
Car(s)
2017 GTI Sport
Saw someone getting angry in the rear view. Guess I must have come "somewhat" close to them as I moved over but they were going 20mph less than me so by the time I was in their lane I was actually far ahead.

Like, when you're doing 58 in the 55 and you're in the left lane, you don't get to become angry when someone goes around you. 😐
 
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sterkrazzy

Autocross Champion
Location
United States
Car(s)
2018 R
Saw someone getting angry in the rear view. Guess I must have come "somewhat" close to them as I moved over but they were going 20mph less than me so by the time I was actually in their lane I was actually far ahead.

Like, when you're doing 58 in the 55 and you're in the left lane, you don't get to become angry when someone goes around you. 😐
I had a really old guy yelling at me to slow down on my street today. I just stared at him as I drove by and he kept yelling, slow down! slow down! If there's people upset about the speed cars are driving on the road it's always that house. I wasn't really going any faster than I normally go and no faster than most other people go on the street. I've actually driven behind the people that live in that home while going down our street and they also drive above the speed limit.
 

brat_burner

Autocross Champion
Location
Murrrrica
Car(s)
2013 GTI
I had a really old guy yelling at me to slow down on my street today. I just stared at him as I drove by and he kept yelling, slow down! slow down! If there's people upset about the speed cars are driving on the road it's always that house. I wasn't really going any faster than I normally go and no faster than most other people go on the street. I've actually driven behind the people that live in that home while going down our street and they also drive above the speed limit.
DrIvE LiKe yOUr KidS liVe hEre BRO!!!!!!!!
 

JC_451

Autocross Champion
Location
NJ
Car(s)
2017 GTI Sport
I had a really old guy yelling at me to slow down on my street today. I just stared at him as I drove by and he kept yelling, slow down! slow down! If there's people upset about the speed cars are driving on the road it's always that house. I wasn't really going any faster than I normally go and no faster than most other people go on the street. I've actually driven behind the people that live in that home while going down our street and they also drive above the speed limit.
Hate those rules for thee people.

I'm actually much more inclined to obey low speed limits tho. People get pretty mad if you actually go 25 in the 25 😆
 

GTIfan99

Autocross Champion
Location
FL
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sterkrazzy

Autocross Champion
Location
United States
Car(s)
2018 R
DrIvE LiKe yOUr KidS liVe hEre BRO!!!!!!!!
There's not even any kids around here. lol
I've lived here for 5 years now and only seen kids on the street maybe a couple dozen times. If there's anything I'm gonna run over it's gonna be a squirrel and I stomp on my breaks to avoid even that.

I almost got one goin to my buddys house a few weeks ago. His neighborhood is actually full of kids, and his road is all condominiums that are super smashed together. It feels like a busy road even without anyone on it so I always go slow. I'm about 5 homes down from his and a squirrel bolts into the road literally right in front of me. Some people ahead of me on my right were walking out of their home and to their car and saw what had happened. They're just staring at me. I'm stopped and sitting in the middle of the road. I still haven't seen the squirrel yet either. I look at the guy and shrug my shoulders like, did he make, what happened, where'd he go? Then he takes off from in front of me and finishes crossing the road. We both look at each other again and laugh. Fuckin squirrel.
 

sterkrazzy

Autocross Champion
Location
United States
Car(s)
2018 R
 

brat_burner

Autocross Champion
Location
Murrrrica
Car(s)
2013 GTI
There's not even any kids around here. lol
I've lived here for 5 years now and only seen kids on the street maybe a couple dozen times. If there's anything I'm gonna run over it's gonna be a squirrel and I stomp on my breaks to avoid even that.

I almost got one goin to my buddys house a few weeks ago. His neighborhood is actually full of kids, and his road is all condominiums that are super smashed together. It feels like a busy road even without anyone on it so I always go slow. I'm about 5 homes down from his and a squirrel bolts into the road literally right in front of me. Some people ahead of me on my right were walking out of their home and to their car and saw what had happened. They're just staring at me. I'm stopped and sitting in the middle of the road. I still haven't seen the squirrel yet either. I look at the guy and shrug my shoulders like, did he make, what happened, where'd he go? Then he takes off from in front of me and finishes crossing the road. We both look at each other again and laugh. Fuckin squirrel.
I almost got one ther other day. It was kinda in the shadows and I didn’t see it until the last second.
 

oddspyke

Autocross Champion
Location
Delaware
Car(s)
2016 GTI, 2018 ZL1
For breakfast this morning:
A couple of chicken periods, which were mixed with the ground up and seasoned remains of slaughtered pigs that didnt becime ribs or bacon, then fried together in a pan with jalepenos. Added some slowly fermenting cow puss that never made it to a baby cow on top and had a nice little crossiant sandwich.
Jalapenos on the other hand, totally fertilized, so that is an aborted plant when you eat it. Even includes a placenta!
 
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