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sterkrazzy

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Turbo. Blue.
so using a bong while speeding isn't considered stupid shit?
Stupid shit on the cops behalf, like them "not liking loud exhausts" and a lot of the time I got pulled over it was only for window tint. Dude gave me a warning for my exhaust one time. Didn't cite the law or decibel rules once. Simply said "its too loud and he doesn't like it, he doesn't get why people do that".
 

uglybastard

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GOML
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Mk6 GTI
Make a fake account.
 

sterkrazzy

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United States
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Turbo. Blue.
He kept driving with drugs and he would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those darn cops and their dog too!
If only he had arrested me more. It would have prevented me from a life on weed. My family's been ripped apart by my drug abuse.
 

Thumper

Autocross Champion
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Sedalia, MO
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2012 Golf R Stg3 APR
Red car bias is real. I've been pulled over for running a yellow, going 1mph over the speed limit, passing in a passing zone, and other such nonsense. Never ticketed mind you, just pulled over and hassled. Never got bothered in my other cars.

Have had 3 red cars including a 2002 Camaro Anniversary with the checkered silver "go fast" design on the hood, never had any issues.

The color of the car is not the problem, it's almost always the loose nut behind the steering wheel. ;)
 

jay745

What Would Glenn Danzig Do
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Slightly Outside Chicago
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Mk6 racecar, Tacoma
If only he had arrested me more. It would have prevented me from a life on weed. My family's been ripped apart by my drug abuse.
Think about how selfish you're being when you smoke that joint tonight.
 

oddspyke

Autocross Champion
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Delaware
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2016 GTI, 2018 ZL1
If only he had arrested me more. It would have prevented me from a life on weed. My family's been ripped apart by my drug abuse.
Hey, I'll never begrudge anyone their bong hits, I just don't get the impulse to have it on you while driving or some right before you get in the car. Is it really that hard to lock that shit in the trunk until you get where you're going?
 

sterkrazzy

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United States
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Turbo. Blue.
Hey, I'll never begrudge anyone their bong hits, I just don't get the impulse to have it on you while driving or some right before you get in the car. Is it really that hard to lock that shit in the trunk until you get where you're going?
I was delivering pizzas. I don't think the customers would like that.
 

zrickety

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VW GTI

Phur

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IN
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2013 VW GTI Autobahn

sterkrazzy

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United States
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Turbo. Blue.
I have 1 other crazy story from that car. I had the same girl in my car. I wasn't doing anything wrong this time. I'm driving down the road and I notice this cop cruising in my blind spot to the right. He slows down a bit and then he's driving behind me for a bit. Then he's in my blind spot on the left side. Then he speeds up a little and gets just a little ahead of me on the left. Then he falls back and pulls up behind me. He's not pulling me over or anything like that. I could tell he was checking me out pretty good. I'm not sure what's going on but I decide I want to get off this road and away from him. With my delivery job I knew a bunch of codes to different gated communities. There was one coming up, so I decide to go there and pull into it like I belong there.

By the time I was half way into the turn lane the cop that was following me turns his light on. I look ahead of me and there was a cop that was waiting on the road I was going to turn onto. He's driving straight at me. I got the cop in front of me blocking me from going anywhere and the cop behind me blocking me in. Before I knew it I had cop cars on each side of me blocking me. Probably 6-7 cop cars in total. The cops are all out of their car with their guns drawn but not pointed at us. The cop that was following me was very hesitant to step towards my window. He stayed behind the b-pillar and asked for my license. I asked him if I did something wrong and he told me they were looking for a red car and my car fit the profile. My car was in the middle of getting some work done. The entire front end was black, black fenders, hood, and bumper. The girl I'm with asks the cop, did you see the front of the car was black? He's just like, yeaaa, no, I missed that. They let us go pretty quick. I pulled into that gated community, went to the parking lot, and smoked a bowl.
 

Acadia18

Autocross Champion
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The Greater Boston Metropolitan Area
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2019 Golf R
It's a long fucking story...

For this incident the most unbelievable thing happened. They made me get out of the car right away and started searching my car. It didn't take long for him to find it. He tells me to be honest with him and asks if there's anything else in the car. I told him he found everything and that was the truth. He went back to his searching for a few minutes and came back without finding anything more. He then goes on to tell me he used to have a mk4 gti so he knows where all the hiding spots are. Then he brings me into my car and he's like, you can pull this thing off and hide stuff in here, and there's a spot here you can hide things, and you can use this spot for hiding stuff too. After that he put my bong on the ground, stomped it into pieces, and then left the garbage on the side of the road. He gave me back my little bag of weed and told me to dump it, and so I did. I didn't get arrested, or a ticket, or even a written warning. I got back in my car and continued on with delivering pizzas.

We ended up having a long history with each other after that. I absolutely hated this guy. He knew who I was and where I worked now. My car was very recognizable. The district he worked in was also the same area where I was delivering pizzas 4-5 days a week.

A few months later at the end of my shift one night me and this girl went and picked up a couple eighths. I'm driving her home and we're only a couple minutes away from her house. I take a right turn at a red light without stopping. I didn't stop because of who had a green light at that moment, I didn't have anything to worry about. Well, guess who was sitting right there and saw me. Yup, I see him walking to my car in my side mirror and immediately start shitting myself. I know I've talked about this part before, but as I was getting pulled over this girl goes, I have a bar on me, I don't know what do. I tell her to eat it, but then she grabs for my water and I've been ashing in that all night, and I quickly warned her about that. She left the water alone but then she didn't know what to do with the bar. She takes it out of the bag and throws the bag and the pill underneath her seat. Now this cop is at my window and asks me to step out of the car. I go back behind my car and the first thing he asks me, do you have any weed in the car? I knew there wasn't any escaping this, and with how he let me go after being honest the last time I just had to be like, yup, we've got some in the car. My cars getting searched. We're both sitting on a bench waiting to here what they found and what's going to happen to us and I suddenly feel so sick to my stomach. I start throwing up my chicken dinner all over the place.

The cop finds a bag of weed and a pipe. He asks whose it is and the girl asks back, where did you find it? So now he knows there's more and he goes back to his search. At this point he finds the little bag she had the bar in and comes back to ask what was in the bag. She tells him it was some pills shes been taking to help her nails grow. He doesn't believe her so he goes back to looking for a pill. He doesn't find it after a while, but still knows there's more weed in there somewhere. I show him where it was just to get this shit done and over with. He ends up arresting us both and taking us downtown together. Before we headed downtown I had to sit in the back of this guys car, probably a little dehydrated, I had just thrown up, I felt like shit on top of feeling like shit for what's about to happen. I'm almost begging this guy for some water. Anything would have helped. I told him I need to sit outside of the car for some fresh air or I'm going to throw up again all over the back seat of his car. He resists for a bit, but eventually he lets me sit on the curb. He gives me this whole speech about he's worried about me because weed is a gateway drug. I'm just sitting there like uh huh, uh huh, ok.

Now again a few months later and again I'm making my deliveries. I get pulled over close to the same area where I was arrested by another cop. He pulled me over for my window tint. While I'm sitting there getting a warning for the tint the cop that caught me twice drives by. He pulls up next to me and says, what'd you do this time? I'm just like nothing...he pulled me over for tint. He drives away, or so I thought, he was just doing a u-turn so he could get out of the way. They pulled me over right in front of a bar and all the drunk people are watching this happening. Now this cop that keeps catching me wants to search my car. I literally just had my court date that morning, so I told him to go for it. Search if you want. I'm standing behind my car with my hands on my rear glass while these drunk idiots are yelling at the cops to arrest me. I had been clean and sober, so he didn't find anything. They gave me the window tint ticket and off I went.

A couple years later...I'm still doing deliveries. It's at a different pizza place in an entirely different area, not even the same town. I'm on a delivery and lost af. I see this cop car about 100 feet ahead of me and don't really pay any mind to it until I take a left turn off of that road and notice the cop immediately does a u-turn. He came right for me and pulled me over. It's the same damn cop that's already searched my car 3 times now. He doesn't even hesitate. Ever fix that window tint? Nope, so he pulls out the window tint reader and I already know I'm gonna get a warning/ticket. Then comes his favorite question, can I search the car? I tell him no, I keep telling him no. I'm in the middle of doing my job. I don't have anything on me. He had no suspicion of me having anything. My car didn't smell. There was nothing he had on me. He says, ok, I'm gonna call the dogs then. The last thing I'm going to do is trust the cue from the dog. This cop is already sketchy af and makes up his own rules. I know I've got nothing in my car that day, but I'm also late on this delivery and waiting for some douche cop to bring the k9 was only going to waste more time. I say fine, go ahead and search. He wastes a bunch of time searching and doesn't find anything.

Luckily that was the last time I ever had to deal with that guy. He kept my drivers license though, so I had to call his office and ask for it back. They asked me if I wanted to come pick it up and it was like erm, no, please mail it to me.

Is there a TL: DR? Are there any ménage à trois, big tiddies, and sandwiches?
 
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