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[uglybastard]

Joe Biden shut down all the Sriracha pipelines. Try to keep up.

They were gonna put it through middle america, who thinks mayo is spicy. They wouldn't be able to handle the disaster a spill could have brought

 

[sterkrazzy]

Why did nobody tell me about the great Sriracha shortage? And why did the middle aged woman at the store not even know what that is?

She must not listen to Tech.

 

[messrock]

Put local pd on it. Let the use the end of your driveway.

They do nothing. We’re 3 blocks from my kids’ school and they have to cross another intersection that nobody stops at. I’ve brought it up numerous times “we’ll have somebody monitor the area” - never show up.

I mean, fuck, one time runs the stop signs in this neighborhood just as much as the peasants they’re paid to hold down.

 

[uglybastard]

They do nothing. We’re 3 blocks from my kids’ school and they have to cross another intersection that nobody stops at. I’ve brought it up numerous times “we’ll have somebody monitor the area” - never show up.

I mean, fuck, one time runs the stop signs in this neighborhood just as much as the peasants they’re paid to hold down.

Go out there with a chair and your morning coffee with a hair dryer, which in passing could look like a radar gun. extra point if you wear all dark blue.

 

[uglybastard]

They do nothing. We’re 3 blocks from my kids’ school and they have to cross another intersection that nobody stops at. I’ve brought it up numerous times “we’ll have somebody monitor the area” - never show up.

I mean, fuck, one time runs the stop signs in this neighborhood just as much as the peasants they’re paid to hold down.

No no even better, give the their address and I will do midnight horn checks on my car in their driveways

 

[messrock]

Go out there with a chair and your morning coffee with a hair dryer, which in passing could look like a radar gun. extra point if you wear all dark blue.

I put the little turtle kids in the street on the weekends. I’ve sat on my steps with an air horn to scare them, yelled at them, walked out into the intersection in front of them.

 

[uglybastard]

I put the little turtle kids in the street on the weekends. I’ve sat on my steps with an air horn to scare them, yelled at them, walked out into the intersection in front of them.

Piss filled water balloons are next

 

[messrock]

Sounds like a job for Moxie.

 

[Acadia18]

Sounds like a job for Moxie.

What a shit drink.

 

[messrock]

What a shit drink.

Robitussin plus black licorice? Sounds delish.

 

[Phur]

other photos in my old photobucket include photos from when i went to my Senior Prom..... oof

Gotta see that!

 

[wasbaggedonce]

Took off work today to wait for my fridge delivery 2:30-6:30 window. Driver called and said he was fifteen minutes away at 6:20. Okay, I’m the last stop, that’s fine. Fifteen minutes later and I look out the window and see a delivery truck backing up to my door. I go downstairs and by the time I get to the front door (twenty seconds) he’s gone and marked it as “delivery attempted, no one home.”

Are you fucking kidding me??

I called Lowe’s and of course they say “they’re subcontracted so we can’t make them turn around.” I was like “yeah but he straight up lied” and they go “sorry about that, we can reschedule you for two days from now.” Like what the fuck.

Lazy ass delivery driver probably just saw my steps, knew he was behind for the day, and said fuck it.

 

[cb1111]

speaking of jim, i was looking for something he posted the other day and found this gem:

I think we should all "like" Jim's posts when we run into them - to get him to the top of the leaderboard

 

[Acadia18]

I think we should all "like" Jim's posts when we run into them - to get him to the top of the leaderboard

Felt like an ass that my count overtook his like a week before he passed

 

[cb1111]

Speaking of Mayo https://www.newsweek.com/internet-backs-woman-fight-entitled-boyfriend-over-mayonnaise-1719053?amp=1