Damn. Can this be the official copypasta of the GolfMK forums?
It's useful in more situations than the sandwich story. And while super useful, I'm Deleting You Daddy doesn't originate here.
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APR DTR6054 Direct Turbocharger Replacement System
- Thread starter Arin@APR
- Start date
Damn. Can this be the official copypasta of the GolfMK forums?
It's useful in more situations than the sandwich story. And while super useful, I'm Deleting You Daddy doesn't originate here.
Someone that doesn't need to be spoon fed would have looked over the last 10 or so pages, found something that actually had the turbo, then searched for their posts. You little bitches don't even know what the Dewey Decimal System is, get off my lawn.
riceburner
Autocross Champion
- Location
- nice try PPNT
- Car(s)
- MK5 Best GTI
IM DELETING YOU, Emmissions readiness monitors!
██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 
BANNED! 
True Pistons are irreplaceable 
I could never delete you EPA! Send this to ten other 
APR DTR6054 Users who give you 
datalogs and dragy runs Or never get called 
slower than Daks again
If you get 0 Back: no boosties for you 
3 back: you're boostyboi 5 back: you're APR's kitten
10+ back: Boosted
██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... BANNED! True Pistons are irreplaceable I could never delete you EPA! Send this to ten other APR DTR6054 Users who give you datalogs and dragy runs Or never get called slower than Daks again If you get 0 Back: no boosties for you 3 back: you're boostyboi 5 back: you're APR's kitten 10+ back: BoostedSomeone that doesn't need to be spoon fed would have looked over the last 10 or so pages, found something that actually had the turbo, then searched for their posts. You little bitches don't even know what the Dewey Decimal System is, get off my lawn.
Thank you for your help, that was exactly the reaponse I was looking for. You want me to sift through 296 pages of off topic bullshit and dick measuring contests? Have you read a singe page in this thread? I read the entire thing. I've made some notes with some contradicting points between users but largely it was a waste of time. You're telling me you'd disagree? Why is your natural response to be a dick I really don't get it lmfao
sterkrazzy
Autocross Champion
- Location
- United States
- Car(s)
- Turbo. Blue.
Don't google dick measuring tape at work.
You should at least fix the typos if you're going to start doing that
yes I'm aware he'll respond to this with that same copypasta
El_bigote_AJ
Autocross Champion
- Location
- Las Vegas
- Car(s)
- 2019 GTI bunny
while Jon's concerns with authenticity for car parts is non-existent - when it comes to recorded text, he holds a higher standard for staying true to the original artist.
also there's no guarantee you'll actually pass emissions anyway so, uh, good luck?
JC_451
Autocross Champion
- Location
- NJ, one of the nice parts.
- Car(s)
- 2017 GTI Sport
Should I use Bing?
Altavista
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my driving skills, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in motorsport academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous underground street races, and I have over 300 confirmed race wins. I am trained in track races and I’m the top racer in the entire racing team. You are nothing to me but just another slow ass DTR user. I will wipe you the fuck out with speed the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, slowboi. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of street racers across Germany and your car is being detuned and riced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking lame, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can defeat you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my stock turbo. Not only am I extensively trained in double clutching, but I have access to E85 and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the track, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will race against you and you will lose to me. Eject-o seat-o, cuz.
Subliminal
Autocross Champion
- Location
- Vegas
- Car(s)
- Slow FWD VW Hatch
I love how you guys will post nonstop shit like this but if a new member asks for some quick help you get upset at them and basically tell them to stfu lmao.
Jim would be disappointed
Jim would be disappointed
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dtfd
Autocross Champion
- Location
- Massachusetts
- Car(s)
- MK7.5 GTI
I read the comment before you added this and my initial thought was, "we need someone to fill Jim's shoes"
Subliminal
Autocross Champion
- Location
- Vegas
- Car(s)
- Slow FWD VW Hatch
I contribute plenty to the off-topic nonsense, the point was you don't need to attack a new member for asking for help when it's just as easy to give him an answer