It's not arriving, I have to go get it. They couldn't go the extra 45 minutes to deliver it to me for some reason, so I have to go to a non-gumball machine Carvana location. Have that scheduled for 1pm.
When I was a teenager, I shaved my legs once as a bet. Getting into a clean bed with freshly shaved legs is an exhilarating feeling that women are hiding from men. I'd recommend everyone try it at least once. It's just hair, it grows back. I kept it up for a little while, but it just became too much of a hassle.