Will be here tomorrow. While more than likely not going to help, figured it'd be worth a try for $40. Wouldn't keep the aftermarket part on long term, but should at least help identify if my oil issue is PCV related.
It is. But it's the same thing you have. Just chill out. You can't freak out over every little thing. The car will never be perfect. You have oil on your plug. Big fucking deal. It'll be fine. Just enjoy.