This is in no way related to this thread (I'm stage 0 haha), but wanted to speak to this because I've noticed a pattern with Amazon reviews. You have to be really careful of some of the highly rated items with like 30,000 reviews and almost 5 stars. I ordered one of those items and inside the box was a business card saying I could get a free gift and double warranty if I emailed them proof of my 5 start review. So, some of those are definitely "paid" for. Again, not saying that's what is going on here at all, just felt compelled to mention it because I haven't posted in a while