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jay745

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There’s also Jay's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Mein Kampf, for instance.
Also wtf? Do you even know what nihilism means? You don't know anything about me. Serious question, have you ever gotten beat up for running your mouth and being a smartass to literally everyone? Or is this just your keyboard warrior online persona?
 

Acadia18

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Did you just think that you could fucking fool me with that comment of yours? I’ve searched your name up in the Navy SEAL database and you have never even graduated BUD/S, hell, even served in the Armed Forces. If you were actually a Navy SEAL, then you actually know how to spell guerrilla, you fucking moron. And you say you are the top sniper in the entire US Armed Forces and have over 300 confirmed kills. If that were true, then why the fuck is Chris Kyle a household name and you aren’t? And plus he only had 160 kills. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. Plus why the fuck would you say you have a secret network of spies yet you just revealed that you had your secret network of spies? Are you a fucking idiot? If you can kill someone seven-hundred different ways, then list them all, I bet you can’t even come up with seven. And if you had access to the entire US Marine Corps arsenal, then why the fuck did you just say you were in the Navy SEALs earlier? If only you could have done your research prior to posting your little “clever” comment, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you goddamn idiot.
 

sterkrazzy

Autocross Champion
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Serious question, have you ever gotten beat up for running your mouth and being a smartass to literally everyone?
Segue to my favorite line in a song.


You speak like someone who has never been slapped in the fuckin mouth, that's ok we have the remedy
You speak like someone who has never been knocked the fuck on out, but we have your remedy
 

Acadia18

Autocross Champion
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Also wtf? Do you even know what nihilism means? You don't know anything about me. Serious question, have you ever gotten beat up for running your mouth and being a smartass to literally everyone? Or is this just your keyboard warrior online persona?

lol triggered
 

Acadia18

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2019 Golf R

uglybastard

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GOML
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Mk6 GTI
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the GolfMK forums. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of shitposting most of the jokes will go over a typical reader's head. There’s also Jay's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Mein Kampf, for instance. The users understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny—they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike CSB2 truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in "Thank you for your help, that was exactly the reaponse I was looking for.” which itself is a cryptic reference to the DTR thread. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as uglybastard's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer monitor.
...a new copypasta?
 

cb1111

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There's still a vague feeling that I'm sick, like I can still just barely feel the covid in my head. My sinuses still feel like they're recovering, but I'm actually able to breathe through my nose now. That's about it though. I'm pretty much over it.
Good to hear. You could/should take a decongestant to help with symptoms
 

jay745

What Would Glenn Danzig Do
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Acadia18

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The Greater Boston Metropolitan Area
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2019 Golf R
This is the Acadia acts like a twat Jay doesn't have a sense of humor thread, I think you meant to post in the politics thread.

Ftfy
 

GolNat

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Delaware
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13 GTI & 98 Prelude

Ended up with a used Sony A73 and used Tamron 28-75 f2.8. Still playing around and getting used to all the settings. Light years ahead of my older DSLR in every aspect.

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GolNat

Autocross Champion
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You can’t take this thread too serious and that news BS belongs elsewhere.
 
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