Old Cowboy Joke

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a saloon and sat down to drink a beer.

After a few minutes,
a big tall cowboy walked in and said
"Who owns the big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stood up,
hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do....Why?"

The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said,
"I just thought you’d like to know
that your horse is about dead outside!"

The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside
and sure enough Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion.
The Lone Ranger got the horse water
and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better.

The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said,
"Tonto, I want you to run around Silver
and see if you can create enough of a breeze
to make him start to feel better.

Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe"
and took off running circles around Silver.

Not able to do anything else but wait,
the Lone Ranger returned to the saloon to finish his drink.

A few minutes later,
another cowboy struts into the bar and asks,
"Who owns that big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stands again,
and claims, I do, what's wrong with him this time?"

"Nothing, but you left your injun runnin!"

wow, pretty bad.

TIL The Fed is on Reddit.

Takes a sense of humor to get it. Sorry for your deficiencies.

Oh snap!

Nah, don't feel bad for me. Some people have to work their whole lives to become a cranky old cuss, I was born one.

Old man fight!!
Get the walkers and prunes

Here is a better one:
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The bad guys have captured the Lone Ranger, have him naked on the ground, and are about to shoot him. "Do you have any last wishes??", one of them asks.
"Bring my horse, Silver, over here.", the Long Ranger replies.

They grant his wish and over comes Silver. The Lone Ranger whispers for a moment into Silver's ear. Then Silver disappears over the horizon like lightning. He returns in just a few seconds with a big, beautiful woman in the saddle. She hops off Silver, strips naked and in short order she and the Long Ranger enjoy themselves to the utmost, much to the delight of the bad guys.

When they've finished, another bad guy says, "That looked like good fun. Do you have any other last wishes??"

"Yes ..bring my horse, Silver, over here one more time.", the Long Ranger replies.

Silver approaches, and the Long Ranger whispers into his ear, "You idiot! I said bring POSSE!"

Ha......Ha....

The Lone Ranger rides up to a saloon, where a couple of old cowboys are sitting outside shooting the sh*t. He dismounts Silver, and ties him to the post. He then proceeds to walk around behind, lifts the horse's tail, and plants a big ole kiss right on his ***hole.

One of the old cowboys asks "why in tarnation would you do that, boy?"

The Lone Ranger starts to explain "Well, you see I've got a really bad case of chapped lips..."

The other cowboy cuts him off and asks "Is that supposed to cure it?"

The Lone Ranger replies "No sir. Just keeps me from licking 'em."

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