Hrm, well just about 15 minutes ago I developed my first CEL on the golf. Was in D with ESC fully defeated (thanks OBD11) and decided to got wot up a fairly steep hill on the way back to the house. Lots of wheel-spin as expected, but then I hear the turbo dump pressure and the CEL and EPC light flash up on the dash.
Pull over, turn the engine off and on (I've had issues with the EPC system once before) only to find the EPC light off but CEL light still sticking there. I should note the car was decidedly not in limp mode on the last minute and a half of driving, and diving into the faults with OBD11 revealed a single misfire in cylinders two and three at 6300 RPM.
I'm currently running the RS7 spark plugs with about 6k miles on them, and I've cleared the codes for now. We'll see how things go from here, but here's to it being a one off fluke from the ECU.