After I got my first big boy job, my roommate was having some girlfriend drama. He drove that night, so we left her at the bars downtown and went home. Well, a few hours later we get a call that she wants to come home. He was still pretty hot, so I offered to drive, and in my infinite wisdom, decided to drive real fast to cheer him up. Keep in mind I was driving the car that got me through college, a mk iv Golf 2.slo. I was giving her all she had. The construction zone was 50 mph, and as I crested a slight hill I saw the officer sitting under the bridge. For a quarter second, I thought about running, but then I remembered there's no replacement for displacement, and pulled over a couple hundred yards from where the cop was sitting. As he walks up to the car he says, "Impressive, 109 in a 50!" I thought I was going to jail. Instead he wrote me a $300 ticket with 4 points, and told me that wouldn't look good with my CDL. Told me to slow down and be safe.
I said, thank you sir!