Personally, I would "go big or go home". For me, I would stay away from the budget models and go premium. I like the Blackvue DR750S; there latest iteration, small footprint looks good, parking protection, great reputation. Being in a different league it has a significantly different price.
Then again, maybe this is "The Fed's" satirical wit asking.
Specs look decent for the price, just make sure it has all the features you want specifically. For me a nextbase camera met what I wanted, and I hardwired this into my car so I didnt lose a 12v slot. Also make sure whatever you store your footage on is at least a class 10 micro SD card, I suggest 64GB (This appears to be the max this camera can take).