CSB3: Rice Buys A Minivan

[GolNat]

I hate funerals. Obviously, nobody "likes" funerals and people dying usually sucks, but just like, the concept of them in general. Why do we have them? The dead person obviously doesn't care. Nobody ever wants to be there. Not the grieving relatives, not the guests. It's just a shitty, uncomfortable situation for every person involved, asides from the people in the funeral industry laughing all the way to the bank. You spend thousands of dollars for this big spectacle that nobody fucking wants. So why even do it? Just because "that's what you do"? Am I just insensitive?

It's part of why I dread dealing with anyone close to me dying. If my father passed tomorrow, all it would do is cause a huge argument between me, my sister, and my aunts\uncles, because my stance would just be "Who the fuck cares? Have him cremated, spread the ashes somewhere if you want. All us close relatives can go out for dinner to remember him or some shit."

That's pretty much what I've told my wife. If I die, I don't want a funeral. Please don't fucking waste a shit ton of money on one. I'd legit be more happy if they threw my body in a dumpster behind Wendy's vs. having a funeral.

I’m with ya.

I don’t understand making people feel bad for not going to funerals also. If people don’t want to go that’s their choice.

 

[likkleindian]

As the great Red Foreman said "when I die, I want to be buried face down, so you all can kiss my ass"

 

[Acadia18]

I’m with ya.

I don’t understand making people feel bad for not going to funerals also. If people don’t want to go that’s their choice.

It's like singing happy birthday. Nobody likes singing happy birthday. Nobody likes sitting there getting sung at. So why the fuck do we do it?

I just hate "traditions" that are only done because "that's the way it is/they've always been done".

Maybe I'm just a cranky old man, idk.

 

[Acadia18]

I need some Taco Bell.

 

[cb1111]

It's like singing happy birthday. Nobody likes singing happy birthday. Nobody likes sitting there getting sung at. So why the fuck do we do it?

I just hate "traditions" that are only done because "that's the way it is/they've always been done".

Maybe I'm just a cranky old man, idk.

Get of Acadia's lawn - all of you. NOW!

 

[riceburner]

Who says that was gpt and I didn't just write you a sweet eulogy from the heart?

Well, if that's the case, I'm deeply moved. Your words were touching and sincere. Writing a heartfelt eulogy can be a powerful way to honor someone's memory. Whether it was generated by AI or crafted by your own hand, it's clear that it came from a place of genuine emotion.

 

[riceburner]

It's like singing happy birthday. Nobody likes singing happy birthday. Nobody likes sitting there getting sung at. So why the fuck do we do it?

I just hate "traditions" that are only done because "that's the way it is/they've always been done".

Maybe I'm just a cranky old man, idk.

there reeeeeally needs to be a better happy bday song made that everyone can get down with

 

[Strange Mud]

 

[sterkrazzy]

I knew you were all a bunch of heathens, but I never expected you'd be listening to that devil music.

 

[dtfd]

Well, if that's the case, I'm deeply moved. Your words were touching and sincere. Writing a heartfelt eulogy can be a powerful way to honor someone's memory. Whether it was generated by AI or crafted by your own hand, it's clear that it came from a place of genuine emotion.

.......is this an AI generated response?

 

[aspro_gti]

.......is this an AI generated response?

It is bahahaha
No human in their right mind would come up with that

Bro is definitely old enough to say "I listened to the Beatles before they were cool"
So how old are you actually?

 

[avenali312]

No human in their right mind would come up with that

Says the human using words like "cap, based, and fr fr."
And no, I don't know what any of those words mean haha

 

[Acadia18]

Says the human using words like "cap, based, and fr fr."
And no, I don't know what any of those words mean haha

cap = slang for hat. Can only assume you know what a hat is.
based = usually referencing ones origin location. "VW is based out of Wolfsburg, Germany"
fr fr = mimicking the noise someone with a stutter would make trying to say "furry"

 

[Acadia18]

So how old are you actually?

Mud?

To give you an idea, I have this pic of him from his youth he had sent me.

 

[sterkrazzy]

Mud?

To give you an idea, I have this pic of him from his youth he had sent me.

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You see how lazy and fat we got after we started riding t-rexes?