CSB3: Forum Boomers Attempt To Decipher Gen Z Mad Libs

[mwoodski]

congrats rice!!!

drove my coworkers alltrack today with an AWE track exhaust and i think that's just a bit too loud for me.

 

[JC_451]

Needs more cylinders probably

 

[GTIfan99]

CSB: Got an interview in 7 minutes.
Not really that excited for it.
I'm at this point in my life where I have no idea what path I want to go down.

Always do the best you can at every job, no matter if feeling it or not.

It's easy to do a good job at your dream job. It shows character and maturity to do a good job at jobs you aren't as excited about.

 

[Strange Mud]

If it's too loud inside the car don't bother asking your neighbors

 

[mwoodski]

@sterkrazzy is your local audi the one in naples? i forget

 

[messrock]

Is this a bad time to mention that my son didn't sleep through the night for almost 3 full years?

True story and it's why he's an only child.

My son didn’t sleep through the night until kindergarten. Couldn’t get that kid to sleep, no matter what.

Daughter started sleeping through the night within weeks.

 

[GTIfan99]

My son didn’t sleep through the night until kindergarten. Couldn’t get that kid to sleep, no matter what.

Daughter started sleeping through the night within weeks.

I knew it was unlikely a second child wouldn't sleep, but we weren't willing to take that chance.

 

[Corprin]

I knew it was unlikely a second child wouldn't sleep, but we weren't willing to take that chance.

That’s why you’re so excited about grandkid.

Kid one - eeehhh this kinda sucks, but look cute.

Kid two - yeah fuck this noise. All kids are satan.

You missed that second kid epiphany. So kids are still totes adorbs.

And to stave off the reactions. Anyone that has 3+ are just masochists, fucking dilutional, or both.

 

[aspro_gti]

And to stave off the reactions. Anyone that has 3+ are just masochists, fucking dilutional, or both.

Or they got weak pull out game

 

[Strange Mud]

The pull out method is a good way to become a father

 

[Corprin]

Or they got weak pull out game

After kid 2 was born Ms Corprin demanded the snip. Sadly I couldn’t hear her words because I was already on my way to end the chances for 3.

 

[jay745]

Or they got weak pull out game

Gotta master that shit. Your bank account will thank you

ongfrfr

 

[GTIfan99]

That’s why you’re so excited about grandkid.

Kid one - eeehhh this kinda sucks, but look cute.

Kid two - yeah fuck this noise. All kids are satan.

You missed that second kid epiphany. So kids are still totes adorbs.

And to stave off the reactions. Anyone that has 3+ are just masochists, fucking dilutional, or both.

5 kids in my family. My dad divorced 3 times. You do the math.

 

[mwoodski]

someone on one of the apps local to me was 29 and divorced twice.

like, at that rate you need to realize you're the problem, right?

 

[messrock]

That’s why you’re so excited about grandkid.

Kid one - eeehhh this kinda sucks, but look cute.

Kid two - yeah fuck this noise. All kids are satan.

You missed that second kid epiphany. So kids are still totes adorbs.

And to stave off the reactions. Anyone that has 3+ are just masochists, fucking dilutional, or both.

Big two and through, shut off all the plumbing energy here. While everything went easier with my daughter (slept, out of diapers by 3), didn’t want to risk ultimate chaos in a smallish house. We didn’t have money really at all back then.

It was that “we’re this much more in the black with both working” that got us by.

Daycare and diapers for two kids was fucking rough.